imagining beavis and butthead’s live reaction to the video

Anthro Shark Design

I don't think I've ever felt so scared to the point where it made me physically wanna vomit

tem bake cookie

The name "Alligator Alcatraz" reminds us that America is currently run by adults who are like malicious, giggling children using magnifying glasses to burn ants.

Don't get me wrong, Jax is still my favorite character, but some of you guys make too many excuses for his behavior. He has reasons for why he acts the way he does, but he's still not a good person lol.

I'm so fucking tired, dude.

New Spamton shirt idea

Hi, I’m God.

I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

I would like to remind you all that when you block me it becomes much more difficult to educate me and correct my foul behavior . Thank you

when i was a kid there was a commercial for Joe's Crab Shack using the song "simply irresistible" with the lyrics changed to "shrimply irresistible" and im not exaggerating when i say i think about it almost every day of my life. i've never been able to find it but i know it existed and it haunts me

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:

1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;

2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;

3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.

going outside is so dope when it’s nice out. but inside is cool because that’s where you can plug in your electronics and watch tv shows. so i don’t know. hopefully this post wasted your time in some way

So far the only things I've been recommended are cat pics, posts from the swifties coming in, and porn.

I already feel right at home X')