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August 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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HE'S ELECTABLE IF YOU F*CKING VOTE FOR HIM
April 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
HE'S ELECTABLE IF YOU F*CKING VOTE FOR HIM
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forgot the holy water so im just gonna dip this baby in olive oil and call it a day
April 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
forgot the holy water so im just gonna dip this baby in olive oil and call it a day
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What am I going to do dot com
April 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What am I going to do dot com
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fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
April 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
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no you can kill people on black friday
April 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
no you can kill people on black friday
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I’m wistful as fuck, full to the brim with wist
January 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m wistful as fuck, full to the brim with wist
I am like... if a girl was a liar.
April 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I am like... if a girl was a liar.
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me: being born was a violation i never consented to having to be stuck in this body
[flashback to the void]
god: so do you want to give life a try?
spirit me: yeah sure what the fuck i got nothing else going on
[flashback to the void]
god: so do you want to give life a try?
spirit me: yeah sure what the fuck i got nothing else going on
December 6, 2024 at 1:27 AM
me: being born was a violation i never consented to having to be stuck in this body
[flashback to the void]
god: so do you want to give life a try?
spirit me: yeah sure what the fuck i got nothing else going on
[flashback to the void]
god: so do you want to give life a try?
spirit me: yeah sure what the fuck i got nothing else going on
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Do any of us love as hard and as long as Wilson and Vanessa Fisk
April 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Do any of us love as hard and as long as Wilson and Vanessa Fisk
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Omg yesss😭😭 I love them so much
I'll be honest, there's no couple in the MCU I'm rooting harder for than Wilson and Vanessa Fisk.
a bald man in a suit is talking to a woman and says i actually was wondering if you cared to join
ALT: a bald man in a suit is talking to a woman and says i actually was wondering if you cared to join
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April 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Omg yesss😭😭 I love them so much
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Daredevil: Born Again
April 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Daredevil: Born Again
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mom: can you take the trash out?
me: can't jake do it? i'm busy
mom: you know he's cursed he has hexes on him
me: (mumbling) wish i was fucking cursed
me: can't jake do it? i'm busy
mom: you know he's cursed he has hexes on him
me: (mumbling) wish i was fucking cursed
April 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
mom: can you take the trash out?
me: can't jake do it? i'm busy
mom: you know he's cursed he has hexes on him
me: (mumbling) wish i was fucking cursed
me: can't jake do it? i'm busy
mom: you know he's cursed he has hexes on him
me: (mumbling) wish i was fucking cursed
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Medieval peasant hearing of the baroness’ successful delivery of a male heir:
new lorde??? NEW LORDE DROPPED??!! 😱
April 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Medieval peasant hearing of the baroness’ successful delivery of a male heir:
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i would like to just be whelmed
April 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i would like to just be whelmed
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i bet love feels good as fuck
April 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i bet love feels good as fuck
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we wouldn't be having a "male loneliness epidemic" if people would just remember you need to keep at least two of them per cage and make sure that they have proper enrichment activities like a wheel to run on and tubes to climb in and a substrate deep enough to tunnel into and hide treats
April 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
we wouldn't be having a "male loneliness epidemic" if people would just remember you need to keep at least two of them per cage and make sure that they have proper enrichment activities like a wheel to run on and tubes to climb in and a substrate deep enough to tunnel into and hide treats