the vice president of the united states follows this guy on twitter!

Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)

scooby doo survival horror game where the there's an "improv bit" meter that indicates when or where you can hold monsters temporarily captive by dressing as a sexy stewardess or a barbershop quartet guy or whatever and your performance is rated by an interactive laughtrack system

“yOu NeEd tO gRoW oUt Of GaMiNg”

Listen…

I don’t drink
I don’t smoke
I BARELY do cocaine

Pretty sure I could do plenty of worse things with my time and money than playing video games