Vulgar Plaything
@vulgarplaything.bsky.social
A hideously repulsive pink, purple and green balloon, covered in slobber and smelling indescribably foul, which female camels find perversely arousing.
prev life @lkp48
prev life @lkp48
Armenia. It's cool.
Beer is absolutely FANTASTIC.
Beer is absolutely FANTASTIC.
December 15, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Armenia. It's cool.
Beer is absolutely FANTASTIC.
Beer is absolutely FANTASTIC.
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I thought I was old and crumbling into dust, but the bouncers let me into a rooftop VIP club, so maybe I have some life in me yet.
December 15, 2023 at 3:23 PM
I thought I was old and crumbling into dust, but the bouncers let me into a rooftop VIP club, so maybe I have some life in me yet.
Cigars. Padrón Dámaso
November 18, 2023 at 5:02 AM
Cigars. Padrón Dámaso
How it started.
How it's going.
The power of duct tape.
How it's going.
The power of duct tape.
November 16, 2023 at 4:14 AM
How it started.
How it's going.
The power of duct tape.
How it's going.
The power of duct tape.
Every morning before school dropoff
November 16, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Every morning before school dropoff
Wife: your music choice is shit tonight put something relaxing on.
Me:.. challenge accepted
Me:.. challenge accepted
November 15, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Wife: your music choice is shit tonight put something relaxing on.
Me:.. challenge accepted
Me:.. challenge accepted
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Tech CEO: (giving keynote) Hayao Miyazaki called our new product “an insult to life itself”
*audience cheers*
*audience cheers*
October 3, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Tech CEO: (giving keynote) Hayao Miyazaki called our new product “an insult to life itself”
*audience cheers*
*audience cheers*
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First roast butternut squash of the season!
October 31, 2023 at 10:43 AM
First roast butternut squash of the season!
Sunglasses but the frames and lenses are vantablack and I see the nothingness
October 19, 2023 at 11:13 AM
Sunglasses but the frames and lenses are vantablack and I see the nothingness
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Hell yeah, I studied at University with Mark Dresser, the bassist on this.
October 15, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Hell yeah, I studied at University with Mark Dresser, the bassist on this.
Hotter then July 🔥
October 13, 2023 at 6:32 AM
Hotter then July 🔥
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Cross-examination: Ms. Ellison, isn’t true that a polycule is a circle of trust?
Prosecutor: Objection!
Cross-examination: Your honor, I’m trying to lay the foundation for communications made in a polycule as falling under spousal privilege based on the evolving standards of decency.
Judge: 🤦♂️
Prosecutor: Objection!
Cross-examination: Your honor, I’m trying to lay the foundation for communications made in a polycule as falling under spousal privilege based on the evolving standards of decency.
Judge: 🤦♂️
October 11, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Cross-examination: Ms. Ellison, isn’t true that a polycule is a circle of trust?
Prosecutor: Objection!
Cross-examination: Your honor, I’m trying to lay the foundation for communications made in a polycule as falling under spousal privilege based on the evolving standards of decency.
Judge: 🤦♂️
Prosecutor: Objection!
Cross-examination: Your honor, I’m trying to lay the foundation for communications made in a polycule as falling under spousal privilege based on the evolving standards of decency.
Judge: 🤦♂️
October 11, 2023 at 1:42 PM
No more logic and reason only joy
October 10, 2023 at 5:49 AM
No more logic and reason only joy