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Vrykerion
@vrykerion.com
The Snarky Storyteller. Join me for a tale?
Currently playing through the entire Final Fantasy franchise.
Twitch: http://twitch.tv/vrykerion
Website: http://vrykerion.com
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New Schedule!
Shuffling things up this week! More Escape Sim 2 on Monday! The #FinalFantasy XII race continues on Wednesday!

Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vrykerion
YouTube: www.youtube.com/@vrykerion
Keep Updated On My Discord: discord.gg/pwwKHTfVz8

#vtuber #eldenwood #vsky
In tonight's D&D game, the party collapsed a tower controlled by cultists, threw the cultists off the collapsing tower, waited for them to Featherfall then jumped on them and rode them to the ground.

I love this game sometimes.
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Final Fantasy XII #17: The Treasure of the Dynast-King

So it turns out that whole treasure thing was a giant firey four armed goat man named Belias. Which certainly says some things about the Dynast-King's personal uh… interests, doesn't it? But what about the pretty rock? Did they have the Dawn…
Final Fantasy XII #17: The Treasure of the Dynast-King
So it turns out that whole treasure thing was a giant firey four armed goat man named Belias. Which certainly says some things about the Dynast-King's personal uh… interests, doesn't it? But what about the pretty rock? Did they have the Dawn Shard? And why is the Empire here?
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November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Save yourself some time, just tell Siri to respond to the name 'Jesus'.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Deep Wisdom from Vrykerion:

If you see Christmas stuff in the Grocery Store before Halloween, it is not acceptable to run down the aisle screaming, "CONTAINMENT HAS BEEN BREACHED!"

This has been Deep Wisdom from Vrykerion.
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I prayed that the Mario movie ended with a post-credit tease about Rosalina. Instead we got Yoshi.

Now, we get a sequel and a third of the trailer is just Rosalina kicking ass. No Yoshi.

You are forgiven, Nintendo.
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by Vrykerion
As December creeps closer, a new wave is approaching. Whom shall be joining us this time around?
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Storytime has ended. We spent most of the stream grinding to beat the Elder Wyrm and talking about random stuff.

Afterward, we sent the tour onward to @liger.vtubers.social who was playing Escape Sim 2!

We'll be back next Tuesday with more FF12.
Get them Hermes Sandals and Sprint Shoes out, IT'S TIME TO RACE! We're Live with more of our race through #FinalFantasy XII: The Zodiac Age!

🔗: www.twitch.tv/vrykerion
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Get them Hermes Sandals and Sprint Shoes out, IT'S TIME TO RACE! We're Live with more of our race through #FinalFantasy XII: The Zodiac Age!

🔗: www.twitch.tv/vrykerion
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
To be fair, that was my reaction to OS 8 as well.
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Final Fantasy XII #16: Raithwall’s Tomb

Somewhere in the depths of the dusty old tomb is a great treasure, and the proof of Princess Ashe's noble lineage, and maybe some gil. Probably some gil. Treasure chests like dropping a pittance of gil. But first we have to figure out our way past these…
Final Fantasy XII #16: Raithwall’s Tomb
Somewhere in the depths of the dusty old tomb is a great treasure, and the proof of Princess Ashe's noble lineage, and maybe some gil. Probably some gil. Treasure chests like dropping a pittance of gil. But first we have to figure out our way past these bloody Demon Walls! Yes, I said WALLS plural!
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November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
POV, Average WoW YouTube Video:
"I miss Classic when the greater story was simply implied, nowadays it's just there and you never interact with it and you have to assume the story."

....
a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window
Alt: a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window
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November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
[ SIGNAL DECODE COMPLETED: 100% ]
//Input: What is that?
--BiBi: I believe it's what the locals call a compass.
//Input: Har har Smart Ass. I mean why?
--BiBi: Some kind of invitation?
//Input: Once we have a multiversal lock on the source, get me in touch with them. Time to chat.
--BiBi: Will do.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Coming next month at the some point?

RENEGADE HYDRATE 2025: THE MOVIE.

See all the reactions. Hear about all the flavors.
Watch me try not to retch!
a boy drinking a pepsi can while a man feeds him
Alt: a boy drinking a pepsi can while a man feeds him
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November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Storytime is over!

We finished the tale of the Cursed Treasure & then tried out a community level that stumped us with a broken asset.

Thanks to @lv99gamingwiz.bsky.social for the raid!
We sent the tour onward to @saintpolarisbge.bsky.social who was playing BG3!

We'll be back tomorrow at 7pm MST!
Surprise! We're LIVE with more Escape Simulator 2! Will we find the Cursed Treasure? Will I learn to check all the items thoroughly before starting to drag random objects around the map? FIND OUT!

🔗: www.twitch.tv/vrykerion

#vtuber #vsky #eldenwood
a fish is swimming in front of a wheel that says " escape free "
Alt: a fish is swimming in front of a wheel that says " escape free "
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November 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Surprise! We're LIVE with more Escape Simulator 2! Will we find the Cursed Treasure? Will I learn to check all the items thoroughly before starting to drag random objects around the map? FIND OUT!

🔗: www.twitch.tv/vrykerion

#vtuber #vsky #eldenwood
a fish is swimming in front of a wheel that says " escape free "
Alt: a fish is swimming in front of a wheel that says " escape free "
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November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I bet my local store's THREE employees are thrilled about this...
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.

"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Whole Snarky Story of… FINAL FANTASY III

Dive into the whimsical world of FINAL FANTASY III with our ultimate edited playthrough of the Pixel Remaster version! Join us all the hilarity and charm as we riff through the unforgettable and compelling story of last entry developed for the Nintendo…
The Whole Snarky Story of… FINAL FANTASY III
Dive into the whimsical world of FINAL FANTASY III with our ultimate edited playthrough of the Pixel Remaster version! Join us all the hilarity and charm as we riff through the unforgettable and compelling story of last entry developed for the Nintendo Famicom (NES) by SquareSoft. Watch the legendary Warriors of Light - this time a quartet of orphans - embark on an epic RPG adventure filled with twists, laughs, and introducing the amazing job system!
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November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Since 2012, the 'Fig' has been dropped from the product name"
a woman says hold up they did what in a bet her advertisement
Alt: a woman says hold up they did what in a bet her advertisement
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November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In my head I was thinking "What if they made Doom into a Metroidvania?"

...Then I remembered that Metroid Prime exists. Like completely blanked on that.

I'm sorry, Metroid Prime.
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Vrykerion
I had a burst of energy and time so I finished redoing the Eldenwood site finally. Here's the new look! I hope you like it. - M

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Eldenwood
New Site
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November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sorry about missing my stream tonight folks.

Life got... life-y and this week is all up-in-the-air all of a sudden.

I ain't doing great, but I'm gonna tough through it and hopefully bring you some laughs later this week.
a go kart track with a sign that says no running no dumping
Alt: a go kart track with a sign that says no running no dumping
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November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
New Schedule!
Shuffling things up this week! More Escape Sim 2 on Monday! The #FinalFantasy XII race continues on Wednesday!

Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vrykerion
YouTube: www.youtube.com/@vrykerion
Keep Updated On My Discord: discord.gg/pwwKHTfVz8

#vtuber #eldenwood #vsky
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
[ SIGNAL DECODE IN PROGRESS: 66% ]
//Input: What am I looking at, BiBi?
--BiBi: A constellation perhaps?
//Input: Is this a map?
--BiBi: Perhaps a source location.
//Input: Fire up the Multiversal Scan. I want to know what universe we're dealing with. Focus on matching parameters.
--BiBi: Aye aye!
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Final Fantasy XII #15: The Valley Guardian

Beyond the Sandsea lies the Tomb of Raithwall, but to enter it we first have to deal with its guardian - a giant bird that we've been warned about like 20 times by the local merchants. And since we completely whiffed the whole quest with the Land Turtle,…
Final Fantasy XII #15: The Valley Guardian
Beyond the Sandsea lies the Tomb of Raithwall, but to enter it we first have to deal with its guardian - a giant bird that we've been warned about like 20 times by the local merchants. And since we completely whiffed the whole quest with the Land Turtle, this is gonna be a bit trickier…
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November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hell ya! Got to see the Kidneythieves open for KMFDM once. Been a fan ever since.
Hey you remember this track from Dissidia 012? Banger, right? Ever wonder why it sounded like a Metal Gear Rising track?

They got the industrial rock band Kidneythieves to do it - the same band that did MGR's "A Stranger I Remain"
「God in Fire」 from DISSIDIA 012 [duodecim] FINAL FANTASY
YouTube video by Takeharu Ishimoto - Topic
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November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM