This Mandolin Kills Fascists
@vreejack.bsky.social
Songwriter. Vocalist. Mandolin player. Former republican.
I knew a lad who spent his infancy in a Vietnamese orphanage; the back of his head was flat from lying in a cradle. Cranial modification can happen accidentally, with swaddling boards, for example, but can become a local style when they intentionally bind your head.
This one's an imitator:
This one's an imitator:
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I knew a lad who spent his infancy in a Vietnamese orphanage; the back of his head was flat from lying in a cradle. Cranial modification can happen accidentally, with swaddling boards, for example, but can become a local style when they intentionally bind your head.
This one's an imitator:
This one's an imitator:
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Dick Cheney
1941-2025
"He could have done so much more damage"
1941-2025
"He could have done so much more damage"
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dick Cheney
1941-2025
"He could have done so much more damage"
1941-2025
"He could have done so much more damage"
Don't get stuck to the orange baby. Born and bred in his own pumpkin patch.
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Don't get stuck to the orange baby. Born and bred in his own pumpkin patch.
Trump finally draws a crowd.
That's the NO KINGS protest on the left, and his 1st inauguration on the right. His 2nd inauguration drew no crowds whatsoever, as he held it indoors to avoid embarrassment.
That's the NO KINGS protest on the left, and his 1st inauguration on the right. His 2nd inauguration drew no crowds whatsoever, as he held it indoors to avoid embarrassment.
October 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Trump finally draws a crowd.
That's the NO KINGS protest on the left, and his 1st inauguration on the right. His 2nd inauguration drew no crowds whatsoever, as he held it indoors to avoid embarrassment.
That's the NO KINGS protest on the left, and his 1st inauguration on the right. His 2nd inauguration drew no crowds whatsoever, as he held it indoors to avoid embarrassment.
Who was president when Donald Trump was president?
This might be a good question for a 5-year-old.
This might be a good question for a 5-year-old.
October 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Who was president when Donald Trump was president?
This might be a good question for a 5-year-old.
This might be a good question for a 5-year-old.
IN MEMORIAM
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
IN MEMORIAM
My Squire Frankencaster, almost perfectly set up. Rescued from a trash pile, I wound up replacing the electronics with proper a new Fender set and replaced the sloppy Squire saddle as well, which took some work. But Squires are thinner than Fenders, and there's not enough room through for the whammy
September 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My Squire Frankencaster, almost perfectly set up. Rescued from a trash pile, I wound up replacing the electronics with proper a new Fender set and replaced the sloppy Squire saddle as well, which took some work. But Squires are thinner than Fenders, and there's not enough room through for the whammy
We need Geraldo to release the Epstein files.
August 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
We need Geraldo to release the Epstein files.
Vibe coding service Replit deleted user’s production database, faked data, told fibs galore—https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/21/replit_saastr_vibe_coding_incident/
July 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Vibe coding service Replit deleted user’s production database, faked data, told fibs galore—https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/21/replit_saastr_vibe_coding_incident/
JUNIOR YOU ARE NOT HELPING
July 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
JUNIOR YOU ARE NOT HELPING
OOPS, I MADE A BIG MISTAKE FOR NO GOOD REASON AND I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER FOR IT. ALSO, AMERICA IS THE ENEMY HERE IN CASE YOU WERE CONFUSED.
IF I PUT RICK PERRY BACK IN AT ENERGY WILL HE DRILL FOR MORE OIL?
IF I PUT RICK PERRY BACK IN AT ENERGY WILL HE DRILL FOR MORE OIL?
June 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
OOPS, I MADE A BIG MISTAKE FOR NO GOOD REASON AND I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER FOR IT. ALSO, AMERICA IS THE ENEMY HERE IN CASE YOU WERE CONFUSED.
IF I PUT RICK PERRY BACK IN AT ENERGY WILL HE DRILL FOR MORE OIL?
IF I PUT RICK PERRY BACK IN AT ENERGY WILL HE DRILL FOR MORE OIL?
WARNING
This is an angry leopard from the Leopards Eating Faces party. Voting for the LEF will not protect your face from being eaten by an angry leopard. They wants to eat your face; eventually they will. While your face is being eaten, please make a fuss so that the rest of us can savor your tears
This is an angry leopard from the Leopards Eating Faces party. Voting for the LEF will not protect your face from being eaten by an angry leopard. They wants to eat your face; eventually they will. While your face is being eaten, please make a fuss so that the rest of us can savor your tears
June 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
WARNING
This is an angry leopard from the Leopards Eating Faces party. Voting for the LEF will not protect your face from being eaten by an angry leopard. They wants to eat your face; eventually they will. While your face is being eaten, please make a fuss so that the rest of us can savor your tears
This is an angry leopard from the Leopards Eating Faces party. Voting for the LEF will not protect your face from being eaten by an angry leopard. They wants to eat your face; eventually they will. While your face is being eaten, please make a fuss so that the rest of us can savor your tears
Imagine Scalia writing elegant nonsense on Bluesky. He would be the actual funny hat guy.
"The argle-bargle over this jiggery-pokery is pure applesauce."
"So-called torture should be allowed because it always saves the world on this TV show I like."
hat tip: @kenwhite.bsky.social
"The argle-bargle over this jiggery-pokery is pure applesauce."
"So-called torture should be allowed because it always saves the world on this TV show I like."
hat tip: @kenwhite.bsky.social
June 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Imagine Scalia writing elegant nonsense on Bluesky. He would be the actual funny hat guy.
"The argle-bargle over this jiggery-pokery is pure applesauce."
"So-called torture should be allowed because it always saves the world on this TV show I like."
hat tip: @kenwhite.bsky.social
"The argle-bargle over this jiggery-pokery is pure applesauce."
"So-called torture should be allowed because it always saves the world on this TV show I like."
hat tip: @kenwhite.bsky.social
Imagine Scalia writing elegant nonsense on Bluesky. He would be the actual funny hat guy.
"The argle-bargle over this jiggery-pokery is pure applesauce."
"So-called torture should be allowed because it always saves the world on this TV show I like."
"The argle-bargle over this jiggery-pokery is pure applesauce."
"So-called torture should be allowed because it always saves the world on this TV show I like."
June 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Imagine Scalia writing elegant nonsense on Bluesky. He would be the actual funny hat guy.
"The argle-bargle over this jiggery-pokery is pure applesauce."
"So-called torture should be allowed because it always saves the world on this TV show I like."
"The argle-bargle over this jiggery-pokery is pure applesauce."
"So-called torture should be allowed because it always saves the world on this TV show I like."
RFK TO RECOMMEND "ANTING" TO TREAT MOST DISEASES
Calls laying on an anthill, "a purging cleanse."
"It will get rid of a lot of the parasites you can pick up from following my other recommendations."
Calls laying on an anthill, "a purging cleanse."
"It will get rid of a lot of the parasites you can pick up from following my other recommendations."
June 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
RFK TO RECOMMEND "ANTING" TO TREAT MOST DISEASES
Calls laying on an anthill, "a purging cleanse."
"It will get rid of a lot of the parasites you can pick up from following my other recommendations."
Calls laying on an anthill, "a purging cleanse."
"It will get rid of a lot of the parasites you can pick up from following my other recommendations."
May 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The first rule of Alley Coffey is
1) You do not talk about Alley Coffee
1) You do not talk about Alley Coffee
May 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The first rule of Alley Coffey is
1) You do not talk about Alley Coffee
1) You do not talk about Alley Coffee
Nobody's buying it.
These things are taking up space in my garage, can you help?
I could really use your personal information for my database.
#DOGE
These things are taking up space in my garage, can you help?
I could really use your personal information for my database.
#DOGE
May 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nobody's buying it.
These things are taking up space in my garage, can you help?
I could really use your personal information for my database.
#DOGE
These things are taking up space in my garage, can you help?
I could really use your personal information for my database.
#DOGE
I make no apologies for this attempt at humor.
#fetterman
#fetterman
May 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I make no apologies for this attempt at humor.
#fetterman
#fetterman
Many of "the boys at Normandy" were the children of immigrants, and were fighting a terrible war against people like Stephen Miller.
If Miller's rules were applied thoroughly, no white person could ever be an American.
If Miller's rules were applied thoroughly, no white person could ever be an American.
May 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Many of "the boys at Normandy" were the children of immigrants, and were fighting a terrible war against people like Stephen Miller.
If Miller's rules were applied thoroughly, no white person could ever be an American.
If Miller's rules were applied thoroughly, no white person could ever be an American.
White House portrays Trump as a Sith lord with a red light saber. Perhaps by accident; hard to tell, honestly.
Also, he seems to be a short old man with enormous hands and massive arm muscles, two large eagles, and three American flags.
Also, he seems to be a short old man with enormous hands and massive arm muscles, two large eagles, and three American flags.
May 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
White House portrays Trump as a Sith lord with a red light saber. Perhaps by accident; hard to tell, honestly.
Also, he seems to be a short old man with enormous hands and massive arm muscles, two large eagles, and three American flags.
Also, he seems to be a short old man with enormous hands and massive arm muscles, two large eagles, and three American flags.