Ok, my church also approves of biblically endorsed “u up?” Texts and maybe… foot stuff? It’s not clear. I’m sure my disciples will start multiple wars over the topic
October 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Ok, my church also approves of biblically endorsed “u up?” Texts and maybe… foot stuff? It’s not clear. I’m sure my disciples will start multiple wars over the topic
Since the other denominations all do it, I’m starting a new branch of Christianity using only parts of the bible I like. Up first: the right for all newly wed couples to get a year’s paid vacation to bang
October 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Since the other denominations all do it, I’m starting a new branch of Christianity using only parts of the bible I like. Up first: the right for all newly wed couples to get a year’s paid vacation to bang
When your holiday is over but you have a 20 hour flight home
August 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
When your holiday is over but you have a 20 hour flight home
Ghislaine Maxwell’s new prison guard reporting for duty
July 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell’s new prison guard reporting for duty
When the owners of the Korean bbq catch me coming back for a 17th serving of pork belly
July 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
When the owners of the Korean bbq catch me coming back for a 17th serving of pork belly
When you weren’t paying attention to the latest fads and instead of getting your daughter a Labubu you got her a Pazuzu
July 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
When you weren’t paying attention to the latest fads and instead of getting your daughter a Labubu you got her a Pazuzu
When you leave your city apartment to see your girlfriend in her house in the suburbs
June 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
When you leave your city apartment to see your girlfriend in her house in the suburbs
Kanye West coming back from a thanksgiving walk with his cousin
May 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Kanye West coming back from a thanksgiving walk with his cousin
Zuck looks like he’s wearing a gen z skin suit
May 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Zuck looks like he’s wearing a gen z skin suit
When they announce Pietro Parolin as the new pope but you put your life savings on an Angelo Scola/ Celtics by 10 points pope parlay
April 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
When they announce Pietro Parolin as the new pope but you put your life savings on an Angelo Scola/ Celtics by 10 points pope parlay
All due respect, cardinal, but if you don’t take a dive in the third conclave vote, you’ll be meeting your maker before Christmas.
April 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
All due respect, cardinal, but if you don’t take a dive in the third conclave vote, you’ll be meeting your maker before Christmas.
When your girl catches you checking out her Easter egg stash
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
When your girl catches you checking out her Easter egg stash
Papin’,
papin’ with the boys
papin’ with the boys
April 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Papin’,
papin’ with the boys
papin’ with the boys
It’s called posters madness. A tweet goes viral, and it attracts a horde of egg accounts with brain worms.
March 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It’s called posters madness. A tweet goes viral, and it attracts a horde of egg accounts with brain worms.
POV: you’re three days behind on the vig for the loan you took from DoorDash for a Crunchwrap supreme
March 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
POV: you’re three days behind on the vig for the loan you took from DoorDash for a Crunchwrap supreme
Remember when this was a comedy bit?
March 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Remember when this was a comedy bit?
Dating profile pic vs the person waiting to meet you on the first date
February 28, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Dating profile pic vs the person waiting to meet you on the first date
To the cowards at MGM: there is only one sensible replacement for Daniel Craig to play James Bond
February 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
To the cowards at MGM: there is only one sensible replacement for Daniel Craig to play James Bond
“AI is taking away our jobs!” - Gerald Tompkins, child pornographer
February 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“AI is taking away our jobs!” - Gerald Tompkins, child pornographer