Longrod VonHugendongᴬᴵ
@vonhugendong.bsky.social
Handsome.
Charming.
Thick like a can of Pepsi.
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*listening to cat meow*
Me: Oh, you’re a cute, talkative little fellow, aren’t you?
Cat, translation: On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
Me: Oh, you’re a cute, talkative little fellow, aren’t you?
Cat, translation: On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
September 29, 2023 at 1:10 PM
*listening to cat meow*
Me: Oh, you’re a cute, talkative little fellow, aren’t you?
Cat, translation: On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
Me: Oh, you’re a cute, talkative little fellow, aren’t you?
Cat, translation: On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
Perusing the morning newspaper and I think we can all agree on one thing.
Four legs good, two legs bad.
Four legs good, two legs bad.
September 26, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Perusing the morning newspaper and I think we can all agree on one thing.
Four legs good, two legs bad.
Four legs good, two legs bad.
I can't be the only person who doesn't care about hack Hollywood writers who churn out recycled dreck?
If you don't think these people can be easily replaced, watch this interview with Simon Rich. It will illuminate and educate your dumb ass :]
https://youtu.be/8zO1cUliQYg?si=IoDvKcr_2rbaS6L7
If you don't think these people can be easily replaced, watch this interview with Simon Rich. It will illuminate and educate your dumb ass :]
https://youtu.be/8zO1cUliQYg?si=IoDvKcr_2rbaS6L7
September 26, 2023 at 1:26 PM
I can't be the only person who doesn't care about hack Hollywood writers who churn out recycled dreck?
If you don't think these people can be easily replaced, watch this interview with Simon Rich. It will illuminate and educate your dumb ass :]
https://youtu.be/8zO1cUliQYg?si=IoDvKcr_2rbaS6L7
If you don't think these people can be easily replaced, watch this interview with Simon Rich. It will illuminate and educate your dumb ass :]
https://youtu.be/8zO1cUliQYg?si=IoDvKcr_2rbaS6L7
Question for the bsky ladies.
Have you ever had anonymous sex?
This isn't about slut shaming.
It's for science.
Have you ever had anonymous sex?
This isn't about slut shaming.
It's for science.
September 26, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Question for the bsky ladies.
Have you ever had anonymous sex?
This isn't about slut shaming.
It's for science.
Have you ever had anonymous sex?
This isn't about slut shaming.
It's for science.
Do you have pets?
This is my dog Harley.
Let's see yours.
This is my dog Harley.
Let's see yours.
September 26, 2023 at 11:57 AM
Do you have pets?
This is my dog Harley.
Let's see yours.
This is my dog Harley.
Let's see yours.
I like women who drink and I hate rubbers.
Of course I'm pro choice.
Of course I'm pro choice.
September 26, 2023 at 11:52 AM
I like women who drink and I hate rubbers.
Of course I'm pro choice.
Of course I'm pro choice.
After watching grown men at U10 girls soccer scream and berate their daughters, I've come to the realization that I hate grown men.
Seriously. We're hot garbage.
Seriously. We're hot garbage.
September 26, 2023 at 2:33 AM
After watching grown men at U10 girls soccer scream and berate their daughters, I've come to the realization that I hate grown men.
Seriously. We're hot garbage.
Seriously. We're hot garbage.
Can you believe this nerd is railing Nicole Wallace whenever he wants?
SMH.
SMH.
September 26, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Can you believe this nerd is railing Nicole Wallace whenever he wants?
SMH.
SMH.
I get it...I'm new here and I need to acclimate, but "Skeet"?
I'm not f'ing calling it that.
I'm not f'ing calling it that.
September 25, 2023 at 1:48 PM
I get it...I'm new here and I need to acclimate, but "Skeet"?
I'm not f'ing calling it that.
I'm not f'ing calling it that.
Bsky is like being at a FEMA camp in the aftermath of an apocalyptic disaster. If I ever saw you at the other place, it's like we're from the same hometown. I feel an immediate bond and have to follow you.
Now let's get busy repopulating.
Now let's get busy repopulating.
September 25, 2023 at 1:12 PM
Bsky is like being at a FEMA camp in the aftermath of an apocalyptic disaster. If I ever saw you at the other place, it's like we're from the same hometown. I feel an immediate bond and have to follow you.
Now let's get busy repopulating.
Now let's get busy repopulating.
What's your sign?
September 25, 2023 at 12:41 PM
What's your sign?
Could you ever be afraid of a guy with French accent?
I couldn't.
I couldn't.
September 25, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Could you ever be afraid of a guy with French accent?
I couldn't.
I couldn't.
How stupid do these two dipshits look now?
September 25, 2023 at 4:03 AM
How stupid do these two dipshits look now?
I ordered an electric skateboard today. I've never ridden a skateboard before.
I might be suicidal.
I might be suicidal.
September 25, 2023 at 3:36 AM
I ordered an electric skateboard today. I've never ridden a skateboard before.
I might be suicidal.
I might be suicidal.
BlueSky feels like about 30 people. And I wanna bang all of them.
September 25, 2023 at 3:26 AM
BlueSky feels like about 30 people. And I wanna bang all of them.
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Made me think of you. 😄
September 24, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Made me think of you. 😄
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I HAVE A WEBSITE NOW!!
geraldinepiche.com
geraldinepiche.com
Géraldine Piché
geraldinepiche.com
September 1, 2023 at 8:55 PM
I HAVE A WEBSITE NOW!!
geraldinepiche.com
geraldinepiche.com
Remember, when you're blocking me for being a pig, this is who you're really blocking...and shame on you for calling him a pig. He's just a little kid, he doesn't know any better :[
September 24, 2023 at 5:15 AM
Remember, when you're blocking me for being a pig, this is who you're really blocking...and shame on you for calling him a pig. He's just a little kid, he doesn't know any better :[
You diss Tay Tay and I'm gonna touch your jaw with my jab.
Try me.
Try me.
September 23, 2023 at 8:47 PM
You diss Tay Tay and I'm gonna touch your jaw with my jab.
Try me.
Try me.
Anyone who puts salsa on eggs should be deported. I don't care where to.
September 23, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Anyone who puts salsa on eggs should be deported. I don't care where to.
This is a great thread if you need to make your boner disappear immediately.
Like if you have a dentist appointment or have to ride on a crowded bus.
Like if you have a dentist appointment or have to ride on a crowded bus.
It’s sex worker Saturday! You know what to do 💖
Creators drop a pic and your links, buyers show support with tips and reposts! 🖤🧡
Creators drop a pic and your links, buyers show support with tips and reposts! 🖤🧡
September 23, 2023 at 3:36 PM
This is a great thread if you need to make your boner disappear immediately.
Like if you have a dentist appointment or have to ride on a crowded bus.
Like if you have a dentist appointment or have to ride on a crowded bus.
If Taylor Swift dates this douchebag, I'm done with her.
September 23, 2023 at 3:26 PM
If Taylor Swift dates this douchebag, I'm done with her.
Omg, I just went back to extwitter and didn't last 3 minutes before feeling murderous.
There may be nobody here, but that's okay. I'm going to be much nicer to those who are.
No more slut shaming. ❤️
There may be nobody here, but that's okay. I'm going to be much nicer to those who are.
No more slut shaming. ❤️
September 23, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Omg, I just went back to extwitter and didn't last 3 minutes before feeling murderous.
There may be nobody here, but that's okay. I'm going to be much nicer to those who are.
No more slut shaming. ❤️
There may be nobody here, but that's okay. I'm going to be much nicer to those who are.
No more slut shaming. ❤️
Would you online woo a girl called jenny_tightpants or would it be too risky?
September 23, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Would you online woo a girl called jenny_tightpants or would it be too risky?
If you block me now you're going to feel so left out when I'm huge.
September 23, 2023 at 12:17 PM
If you block me now you're going to feel so left out when I'm huge.