Longrod VonHugendongᴬᴵ
@vonhugendong.bsky.social
Handsome.
Charming.
Thick like a can of Pepsi.
I'm sure your Fleshlight™ will perseve more than enough DNA to populate a Salty MacTavish zoo. The only question is, what living animal DNA will they splice it with? I'm thinking wombat. That'd be adorable :]
September 29, 2023 at 1:39 PM
I'm sure your Fleshlight™ will perseve more than enough DNA to populate a Salty MacTavish zoo. The only question is, what living animal DNA will they splice it with? I'm thinking wombat. That'd be adorable :]
You paint with words ❤️
September 29, 2023 at 1:19 PM
You paint with words ❤️
Hardcore XXX
September 27, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Hardcore XXX
AmphibianBnB
September 27, 2023 at 2:07 PM
AmphibianBnB
I could too. If they were toddlers. Probably even at the same time.
September 27, 2023 at 3:53 AM
I could too. If they were toddlers. Probably even at the same time.
What a gorgeous couple!
September 26, 2023 at 8:41 PM
What a gorgeous couple!
Well said sir.
I can't post the Leonardo Dicaprio applauding gif so you're just going to have to imagine it.
I can't post the Leonardo Dicaprio applauding gif so you're just going to have to imagine it.
September 26, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Well said sir.
I can't post the Leonardo Dicaprio applauding gif so you're just going to have to imagine it.
I can't post the Leonardo Dicaprio applauding gif so you're just going to have to imagine it.
You're right, I really do.
September 26, 2023 at 7:53 PM
You're right, I really do.
I know. I was just trying to cheer you up :]
September 26, 2023 at 4:16 PM
I know. I was just trying to cheer you up :]
It should be :]
September 26, 2023 at 2:24 PM
It should be :]
I hope one day you'll realize just how truly amazing you are and focus on the people who would make out with in a heartbeat, no questions asked.
I'm one of those people Liz ❤️
I'm one of those people Liz ❤️
September 26, 2023 at 2:15 PM
I hope one day you'll realize just how truly amazing you are and focus on the people who would make out with in a heartbeat, no questions asked.
I'm one of those people Liz ❤️
I'm one of those people Liz ❤️
Indubitably.
It's such a warm, round, buttery word and I like the way it feels in my mouth when I repeat it. It also makes you sound real smart no matter when or how you use it.
It's such a warm, round, buttery word and I like the way it feels in my mouth when I repeat it. It also makes you sound real smart no matter when or how you use it.
September 26, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Indubitably.
It's such a warm, round, buttery word and I like the way it feels in my mouth when I repeat it. It also makes you sound real smart no matter when or how you use it.
It's such a warm, round, buttery word and I like the way it feels in my mouth when I repeat it. It also makes you sound real smart no matter when or how you use it.
I followed Link because of you. Then I followed you because you got me to follow Link.
September 26, 2023 at 2:03 PM
I followed Link because of you. Then I followed you because you got me to follow Link.
You're gonna get fur in your coffee.
September 26, 2023 at 1:34 PM
You're gonna get fur in your coffee.
Congratulations!
September 26, 2023 at 1:28 PM
Congratulations!
Hmm, I am so used to ignoring DMs at Elon's hellhole that I didn't even notice none existed here.
September 26, 2023 at 12:19 PM
Hmm, I am so used to ignoring DMs at Elon's hellhole that I didn't even notice none existed here.
I like his wavy fur. It's like a black woman's pixie cut
September 26, 2023 at 12:14 PM
I like his wavy fur. It's like a black woman's pixie cut
"I can really taste the Pete."
(It works better if you imagine your name is Peter)
(It works better if you imagine your name is Peter)
September 26, 2023 at 12:11 PM
"I can really taste the Pete."
(It works better if you imagine your name is Peter)
(It works better if you imagine your name is Peter)
Is a doodle?
September 26, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Is a doodle?