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Barry Von Ahsen
@vonahsen.wtf
Linux, infosec, soccer, beer. he/him/his/el
Mediocre white man, but not making it everyone else's problem. Trans rights are human rights. Love is love. Eat the rich. BLM. ACAB.
"contingent on stadium construction" is doing A LOT of heavy lifting here
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
PERMANENTLY
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Haha, like "I've got a bad feeling about this" is some pop culture space Borat joke?
August 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I just started watching The Acolyte, and when they said "[person] survived, somehow", i thought: there's a lot of that going around the Universe :/
August 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The headache i have :'(
August 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My first thought when they mentioned testing soil moisture
August 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
And mere moments before the hydration break (but then we couldn't show the apartment commercial)
August 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Had a silent second half taxi ride after the driver spouted typical conservative "the schools are indoctrinating the children" talking points, and I countered with "kids need to be taught about creepy uncles/teachers/priests/politicians"
July 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
It was a pretty queer-coded dance mix playlist, which is normally A-OK, just maybe not this early 🤣
July 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Oh, I had to read this twice to make sure it wasn't a Darmok meme
July 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I was going to post that I want Bill Hader's version :)
June 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
And we need to keep inheritance taxes ultra low for those last five family farmers
June 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Whoa 😲
June 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'm excited, and confused. Good work!
June 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Thank you both, now I'm im singing it
June 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM