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Barry Von Ahsen
@vonahsen.wtf
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Linux, infosec, soccer, beer. he/him/his/el
Mediocre white man, but not making it everyone else's problem. Trans rights are human rights. Love is love. Eat the rich. BLM. ACAB.
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Oh good, my USB converters came, let's open them

*Screams in Ruby Rhod*
USB C-to-A converters, in packaging labeled UGREEN
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Damn it! I missed it
My car's odometer, reading 123457 :'(
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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If your food's paper is clear, it's your window to weight gain. If the bag the paper came in is clear, that's Runza!
A paper bag which transported my Runza takeout order, the bottom is nearly transparent with grease
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I may regret this decision
A can of Monster Killer Brew triple shot Loca Moca, and its 300 milligrams caffeine label
August 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Nine Inch Nails in St Paul: enjoy this tarp, LOSERS
A mystery cube, in the center of the floor of a Nine Inch Nails show in St Paum MN
August 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Cleetus, the slack-jawed yokel, at the top of a telephone pole, yelling "hey president, get off the dang roof"
August 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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At a random pub near London Paddington. Luigi did nothing wrong
An iconic sticker of Saint Luigi, with the caption Deny, defend, depose
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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With apologies to Lenny Bruce, if the UK won't let you discuss {SA, CSA, or "controlling or coercive behaviour"}, you can't discuss {credible accusations against Prince Andrew}
A notice banner in BlueSky which informs the user that the UK online safety act requires age verification to "access certain freatures"
July 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Oh, I had to read this twice to make sure it wasn't a Darmok meme
A screenshot from Star Trek: The next generation, episode Darmok, source of the Darmok at Tanagra meme
July 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Lo'eau LaBonta warming up for the US women's soccer team
May 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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The meme of Chidi from The Good Place saying "okay, but that's worse. You do get how that's worse, right?"
April 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Halftime update: the snow is pretty; the soccer is not
Snow falling, backlit by the lights of Children's Mercy Park
March 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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"Yes, let's switch MLS to the international calendar", he says, as he gets snowed/sleeted upon
An arm, covered in snow and sleet, while waiting for an MLS match to start
March 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Haven't i seen her in NYC?
New York City Library's stone lion statue, named Patience
February 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I kind of want the lunch box tho
A screenshot of an old school metal lunch box from the 70s and 80s. Its red and features the new Des Moines Menace logo
January 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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My $3000 shitty wok noodles, worth it
December 15, 2024 at 7:58 PM