Barry Von Ahsen
@vonahsen.wtf
Linux, infosec, soccer, beer. he/him/his/el
Mediocre white man, but not making it everyone else's problem. Trans rights are human rights. Love is love. Eat the rich. BLM. ACAB.
Mediocre white man, but not making it everyone else's problem. Trans rights are human rights. Love is love. Eat the rich. BLM. ACAB.
Oh good, my USB converters came, let's open them
*Screams in Ruby Rhod*
*Screams in Ruby Rhod*
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh good, my USB converters came, let's open them
*Screams in Ruby Rhod*
*Screams in Ruby Rhod*
If your food's paper is clear, it's your window to weight gain. If the bag the paper came in is clear, that's Runza!
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If your food's paper is clear, it's your window to weight gain. If the bag the paper came in is clear, that's Runza!
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social you're not just some poor schlub (crawls across the floor like Hans Gruber) you're an EXCEPTIONAL schlub
September 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
@thomasjrennie.bsky.social you're not just some poor schlub (crawls across the floor like Hans Gruber) you're an EXCEPTIONAL schlub
I may regret this decision
August 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I may regret this decision
Nine Inch Nails in St Paul: enjoy this tarp, LOSERS
August 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Nine Inch Nails in St Paul: enjoy this tarp, LOSERS
At a random pub near London Paddington. Luigi did nothing wrong
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
At a random pub near London Paddington. Luigi did nothing wrong
With apologies to Lenny Bruce, if the UK won't let you discuss {SA, CSA, or "controlling or coercive behaviour"}, you can't discuss {credible accusations against Prince Andrew}
July 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
With apologies to Lenny Bruce, if the UK won't let you discuss {SA, CSA, or "controlling or coercive behaviour"}, you can't discuss {credible accusations against Prince Andrew}
The airport bar playing "cha-cha slide" at 6:45am on a Monday is TOO MUCH
July 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The airport bar playing "cha-cha slide" at 6:45am on a Monday is TOO MUCH
Happy "why is soccer on instead of Jim Cramer" day, to all who celebrate. I see the NBC cowards aren't interrupting the golf channel though
May 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Happy "why is soccer on instead of Jim Cramer" day, to all who celebrate. I see the NBC cowards aren't interrupting the golf channel though
@natebukaty.bsky.social like an old man at the deli, trying to send back soup!
March 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@natebukaty.bsky.social like an old man at the deli, trying to send back soup!
"Yes, let's switch MLS to the international calendar", he says, as he gets snowed/sleeted upon
March 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"Yes, let's switch MLS to the international calendar", he says, as he gets snowed/sleeted upon
DO NOT mess with me in the midst of all of this *gestures wildly*
This is some pretty wild speculation, and that's even remembering the hype of the twenty teens
This is some pretty wild speculation, and that's even remembering the hype of the twenty teens
It might be time to wake up and smell the ashes once again.
Fresh leaks suggest Half-Life 3 development may be nearing completion
Data-mined engine updates suggest long-awaited sequel is in “polish and optimization” phase.
arstechnica.com
February 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
DO NOT mess with me in the midst of all of this *gestures wildly*
This is some pretty wild speculation, and that's even remembering the hype of the twenty teens
This is some pretty wild speculation, and that's even remembering the hype of the twenty teens
I always love when the TV show's untraceable, unhackable piece of military grade MacGuffin tech allows unapproved devices to connect and download all contents
February 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I always love when the TV show's untraceable, unhackable piece of military grade MacGuffin tech allows unapproved devices to connect and download all contents
"only the top 15 teams in the Big 10 qualify for the end of season tournament"
a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a dark room .
Alt: Malcolm Reynolds, captain of the Firefly class ship Serenity, hears something foolish, and raises his hand to respond. He reconsiders, and remains silent, frustrated.
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"only the top 15 teams in the Big 10 qualify for the end of season tournament"
540,000 square miles of America don't have cell coverage, but they have FAR more senators than Los Angeles county, Cook county (Chicago), and Harris county (Houston)
February 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
540,000 square miles of America don't have cell coverage, but they have FAR more senators than Los Angeles county, Cook county (Chicago), and Harris county (Houston)
My $3000 shitty wok noodles, worth it
December 15, 2024 at 7:58 PM
My $3000 shitty wok noodles, worth it