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forget it two jakes, it’s two chinatowns
without getting too “inside baseball” shit got fucked
September 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
comment the best way to kys most likes and ill do it
August 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Back in my day we couldn’t “google how to stop the ghost curse” we had to make actors go microfiching
July 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
K-Billy’s super sounds of 70s keeps on truckin’… Sincerely, the Guy On The Couch.
July 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the 1998 composer for the hit song, “Iris”, Mr. Googoo himself
June 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A beautiful VHS bootleg transfer, we call it our “big beautiful VHS bootleg transfer”
June 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This summer Crisp Rat stars in his most electric role in this momentous biopic entitled, Malcolm Eggs. Rated R.
May 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If you eat a chicken bacon ranch pizza for breakfast while smoking weed you’re officially having a chicky baccy wakey bakey
May 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Bluesky more confidential than a therapist
April 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wish I had two dicks for those three tits
April 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Did I stutter no seriously I’m asking
April 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you’re not yawning then you’re not paying attention
March 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Hairy Styles
February 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Post your favourite Pokémon, wrong answers only.
November 26, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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Vaporwave, grindcore, doom metal: here's everything @chatpileband.bsky.social are listening to on Bandcamp at the moment.
Chat Pile Pick Their Bandcamp Favorites
Here's what the Oklahoma noise-rockers are listening to right now.
daily.bandcamp.com
February 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The version of Day Of The Dead on tubi is a vhs bootleg and that’s why tubi is cool as fuck.
February 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oceans Rise 1/11/2025 @Deviant Libation - YouTube
youtube.com
February 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Wolly & Irma
February 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Need some FL dates
February 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I got death threats for writing about heavy metal bands that happened to have women in them. These wealthy politicians need to grow up
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM