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matt
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forget it two jakes, it’s two chinatowns
It’s funny how painfully obvious it is that no amount of money will ever buy him or any other wealth hoarding rat any scrap of coolness. Which is all they want, but they’d rather choke society than give up a persona they can’t attain.
June 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Thanks for showing me how to do eggprov
April 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Good luck to anyone who wants to “avoid pronouns” and still form legible sentences
March 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
also why infer that having basic human rights is a “political stance”
March 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Why use a pride flag in the thumbnail and not some redneck ass trump flag with some repugnant obscenities as a tagline
March 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Meanwhile it’s never been more profitable where it’s legal, which should be here, but people are afraid of “smells” I guess. 3 years? Why not just chop off his feet?!
March 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
“That Is All”
February 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The slow gurgle of bong water and the deep cough of a purple man
February 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I heard Danny Boyle hates MONTHS
February 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM