Het Masteen
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Het Masteen
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Pittsburgh and Tennessee with a dash of Charlotte. Big Phil Kessel guy. Aspiring baseball history nerd. Josh Gibson apologist.
Jenn Pawol sighting in Charlotte!
August 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That's a mistake. Per the MLB website:
August 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The Misery Index thinks Steelers fans should be more miserable than Bengals fans. Lol.
August 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This is not what "always hurt and mediocre" looks like.

He's also making less AAV than numerous guys nowhere near as good as him. His legs could fall off right now and it still would have been a good contract for the team.
July 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Every team in the top 15 that is not currently in a playoff spot is within 4 games of one. Except the Pirates, who are 13 games out.

A uniquely horrible season for my Bucs.
July 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This whole paragraph is wild.
June 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Did Jordon kill your article too?
May 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Interesting.
May 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
May 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm confused.
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Pirates are on an L7, have been swept back to back, and somehow went up two spots on the ESPN power rankings.

Let's be honest: This team is better than the Rockies and White Sox, and nobody else.
May 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social playin' the crossword
April 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yeah Urban that would be a pretty weird thing to do. Not sure what point that proves though. Bizarre little fantasy scenario.
April 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
April 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I have never been more disappointed by expanding a notification.
April 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My Immaculate Grid today is an homage to many years of Pittsburgh Pirates excellence.
April 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
STOP THE COUNT!
April 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Whew, for a second I was afraid I would have to watch Paul Skenes pitch his first Opening Day. Thanks for the save, MLB TV!
March 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A matchup that screams "1-0 final score"
March 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Incredible.
March 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I know this article is speaking strictly about defense alone, but the idea of Michael A. Taylor being hard to replace is very funny nevertheless.
March 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I followed her and have never had a bad interaction, but I guess this is all it takes.
March 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm doing my part.
December 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Columbus Buffalo Wild Wings is hopping right now! I didn't even do this, I just pulled up Touchtunes to see if it was possible.
December 18, 2024 at 10:19 PM
It's impossible to overstate the degree of moral cowardice it takes to make such a mealy-mouthed excuse like this while profiting off of technology that you indisputably know is being used to scam people. At least have the guts to be honest about what you're doing.
December 18, 2024 at 9:05 PM