Reposted by volcamoona
“Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty clothes next to the bathroom sink to make it seem like we’ve been showering here,” said Tesla engineer Todd Costello theonion.com/tesla-e...
Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They’ve Been Sleeping There
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to give the impression that they had been burning the midnight oil while CEO Elon Musk was away in Washington, D.C., employees at Tesla reportedly scrambled Thursday to make the office look like they’d been sleeping there. “Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty […]
theonion.com
May 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty clothes next to the bathroom sink to make it seem like we’ve been showering here,” said Tesla engineer Todd Costello theonion.com/tesla-e...
Professional Bowler Falls Into Existential Crisis After Realizing There No Way To Know How Deep Finger Holes Go theonion.com/profess...
May 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Reposted by volcamoona
everyones got that one meek homie that will inherit the earth
April 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
everyones got that one meek homie that will inherit the earth
Reposted by volcamoona
remembering perhaps the funniest interaction on twitter i’ve ever seen
April 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
remembering perhaps the funniest interaction on twitter i’ve ever seen
Reposted by volcamoona
this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
April 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
April 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Reposted by volcamoona
Reposted by volcamoona
first the pope, now this? when will someone lock him up
April 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
first the pope, now this? when will someone lock him up
December 28, 2024 at 4:00 AM
November 27, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by volcamoona
Reposted by volcamoona
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 26,1951
November 26,1951
November 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by volcamoona
Nerd and Jock 273
November 27, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Nerd and Jock 273
November 27, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Reposted by volcamoona
Reposted by volcamoona
Reposted by volcamoona
Eldritch GF vs Biblically Accurate Pigeon 👁🕊️ (1/2)
November 23, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Eldritch GF vs Biblically Accurate Pigeon 👁🕊️ (1/2)
Imagine looking at a bird this gorgeous and calling it a “rat with wings”
Couldn’t be me, I instead bring my camera to shopping centers for close-ups
Thread of Rock Pigeon portraits:
Couldn’t be me, I instead bring my camera to shopping centers for close-ups
Thread of Rock Pigeon portraits:
November 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
ok nigga fuck you too :(
November 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by volcamoona
i missed this genre of poster on twitter so much it’s unreal
November 27, 2024 at 7:02 AM
i missed this genre of poster on twitter so much it’s unreal
November 27, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Reposted by volcamoona
qurupeco and her boytoy devijho that she keeps on speed dial
November 27, 2024 at 1:42 AM
qurupeco and her boytoy devijho that she keeps on speed dial
Reposted by volcamoona
republicans take immense pleasure in the suffering and misery of others, there is an intentional anti-social quality in many rightwing americans
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
republicans take immense pleasure in the suffering and misery of others, there is an intentional anti-social quality in many rightwing americans
Reposted by volcamoona
