They only had peppermint candy canes for the tree

Horseradish mashed potatoes slap

Bob Evans breakfast with sausage gravy and a Coke

Anything with a 5” guns is a destroyer.

In this person’s shoes I’d have seriously considered disinviting the aunt, regardless of her response. Just an insane way to respond to a minor breach of ettiequte.

“we saw you and your partner across the bar” vibes

I still think it was the Cubs winning the World Series that triggered the Bad Timeline

Nope, it’s gotta be something that is common in the east, uncommon in the west, doesn’t exist in Minnesota or New Mexico.

I really miss that co-op lol

Where I grew up had a 2 county electrical co-op. Shit was tight. Never went down even during 100mph windstorms.

SE Michigan is full of some of the most racist motherfuckers in existence. They’re all third gen rednecks whose pawpaw moved up from Pecker’s Wood, TN in 1955 for a job at Ford.