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Mark, Kitty Cuddler
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Having a midlife crisis. Watches way too many sports and I will talk about them. I live under that banner pic view.
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Ada is sick of my shit today
A white cat sleeping on a subwoofer. She’s got a paw across her face and nose buried. Her ears are pointed towards the camera. It’s the body posture of a cat who’s done with dad’s constant sitting and standing from the couch, her usual napping spot.
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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This is a bad pic of it, but I’m totally geeked to hang this print of @stellerarts.com’s Scientifically Accurate Star on my wall!
A framed picture on a slightly not white wall. The artwork is a painting of a golden star-shaped shiny mylar balloon with a very charming smiley face. The background of the artwork is a gorgeously rendered star field. Dr Brock deftly captures the specular reflection of light off the shiny surface of the balloon which makes it look almost like a photo.
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Ok fortune cookie ok
A fortune cookie ticket with “If you don’y stand for something, you’ll fall for anything”
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Omgomgomg I just realized the Haynes Sisters between set gowns have the same bodice pieces but are finished differently.
A still from White Christmas of the sisters in gowns. Rosemary Clooney is in a vivid blue dress with a single wide strap running over the top outer curve of her shoulder, tight into the underam. Vera-Ellen is in a silver/white number. A gauzy sleeve runs from midarm to a tight collar at the neck. It shimmers over a thin strapped dress the same cut as Clooney. The dress cut is a tight midsection, corset cut with a wrapped/twist fabric bodice with that eras semi-soft pointed cups. The skirts are crennolined to poof with many layers of gauzy material.
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Touch the belly
A brown tabby on her back on a harvest gold blanket. Her yellow belly is in full display. Her amber eyes are bright and focused on the camera begging you to “touch the belly. Touch it. You want to touch it. It’s so soft and lovely. I won’t bite. At first.”
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Some winter solstice sleepy kitties
A white kitty sleeping on a fuzzy blanket being a pretty pretty princess. Her head is at the top of the frame, body slightly on its side, with tail curled. A brown tabby asleep on a fuzzy blanket. She’s wrapped in a tight ball, tail covering her pink nose. Her face is towards the camera eye barely open looking right at the lens
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Cover shot of The Giver by Lois Lowry. A older, white, bearded man is seen looking to his right (camera left) and shown in black-and-white. The lower-left corner of the cover shows several colorful trees. A rip of paper separates the picture of the man from the trees.
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Garfield-ing it tonight
A beautiful square of lasagna sat on a large, shallow white bowl. A beautiful length of golden garlic bread is above it in frame. The cheese top is brown and bubbly, the meat sauce richly colored.
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I can guarantee you’ll have a good time listening to these five albums. Also, not a single one of these crossed over with my Top Artists or Top Songs. Go figure.
My Top Albums 1 Gunfighter Ballads And Trail Songs - Marty Robbins 2 Alligator Bites Never Heal - Doechii 3 Dot - Vulfmon 4 Purple Rain - Prince 5 GNX- Kendrick Lamar SPOTIFY.COM/WRAPPED
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I just beat this cutie in a staring contest. AMA
A white cat with amber eyes giving me side eye over her shoulder.
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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This was my Thanksgiving. Delicious brisket by @bigjuevos.bsky.social, scratch mac and cheese, eschebeche, and cabbage salad by moi.
A green square plate with two delicious slices of brisket, a good scoop of mac and cheese, a pile of pickled carrots onion jalapeno (escabeche), and a scoop of cabbage salad.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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I mean, come the fuck on, swaggiest shit ever.
PINK CADILLAC LEGO CAR
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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This delightful photo of the indomitable @chriswarcraft.bsky.social taken by David Bowman for Out magazine has taken up space in my head for over a decade now (and been my fantasy football profile pic for about as long).
A shirtless Chris Kluwe wearing a pair of jeans that's just the right size. His hair is a perfect slicked back coif. He reclines upon a lush grass field; supine, supported by his left elbow to give a full profile to the camera. The bright light coming from frame left accentuates the soft curves of his immaculate musculature. A football rests coquettishly behind him as if held in his right hand.
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Mmmm chilaquiles
Shallow bowl of chilaquiles rojo with two fried eggs on top, onion, crema, and some green hot sauce.
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Ada. What are you doing?
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Ada loves best loves
A handsome middle aged man with brown hair and blue eyes holding a white kitty with amber eyes to his chest. The room lights are warm, the background a busy overloaded bookshelf.
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I am a handsome devil
This is Ada, not Mark. She is a pretty, pretty princess. He is an average looking dude in his 40s, Ada’s complete opposite
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Eppy kitty is eepy.
A brown tabby laying curled against a person wearing a grey hoodie. The warm overhead lighting is making her glow.
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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It’s apple season bitches!
A stainless steel bowl full of peeled apple pieces. The apple pieces are delightfully chaotically sized but very well peeled if I do say so myself
October 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Radia put herself down for a nap.
A brown tabby with sleepy eyes laying on her back showing her belly
August 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I have a guest flying in today and Ada is “helping”
A white cat laying on her side, belly temptingly exposed. Her butt is in the sun. Her beans are on display. She’s sleepy, in her zone, napping. She’s also in the fking way
July 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Posting big hole
A picture of the Grand Canyon in all its glory. A picture of the Grand Canyon with a pasty, bearded white guy (me) in it. A gorgeous picture of the Grand Canyon with bristlely scrub pine in the foreground and the canyon walls stretching off into the hazy distance.
June 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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American build quality is second to none (derogatory)
A brand new 7qt KitchenAid stand mixer with a trim screw that’s stripped, poorly fitted and clearly shows two dents and scratches where they missed with the screw gun during assembly.
June 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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SLËP
A brown tabby named Radia sleeping on a beige knit blanket. She’s comma shaped with her front paws over her face and rear beans (and a hint of soft soft soft belly fur) are poking out from the blanket. She’s nestled into a berm of blanket, cozy
May 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I made a enchilada verde with a queso and poblano filling. Absolutely hit the spot.
A small white casserole dish full of yummy food. The cheese on top is lovely browned and melty. The green sauce is bubbly around the edge. This is the epitome of homemade enchilada.
May 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM