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Here for that gay communist agenda
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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A funny reality check, but still not as funny as coming out with a supposed taxi that's a fucking two-seater.
Tesla's board chair confirmed that the automaker may give the Cybercab a steering wheel after all. It may need to to sell the purpose-built robotaxi in the kind of volumes it hopes to.
'If We Have To': Tesla Cybercab Might Come With A Steering Wheel After All
Tesla board chairwoman Robyn Denholm suggested Tesla may need to equip the Cybercab with a steering wheel to appease federal regulators.
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October 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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May 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Me: someday my research will be mentioned in the opening paragraph of a New York Times article!

Also me: hmmm should have been more specific.

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/s...
National Science Foundation Terminates Hundreds of Active Research Awards (Gift Article)
The agency targeted grants focused on diversity, equity and inclusion, as well as research on misinformation.
www.nytimes.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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April 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
theonion.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Peering 👀
(Ms Synemosyna formica, wishing I'd go back to peering at the giant luna moth on the other frond instead of the very normal an't)
#EmotionalSupportSpood
March 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Elon's DOGE interns:
Amanda Scales
Brian Bjelde
Riccardo Biasini
Anthony Armstrong
Steve Davis
Baris Akis
Thomas Shedd
Edward Coristine
Russell Vought
Michael Peters
Josh Gruenbaum
Russell “Rusty” McGranahan
Akash Bobba
Marko Elez
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killia
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
February 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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FYI Trump signed an executive order defining every single person who exists as female, so we're all ladies now. uwu
January 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Hey yall I’m trying to raise funds to sue the NYPD, the tech companies and payment processors! Please donate or share! gofund.me/beb155d9
Donate to Save Comrade Workwear: Help Me Sue the NYPD and Big Tech, organized by James Harr
Hi, I’m James Harr, founder of Comrade Workwear—a proudly anti-cap… James Harr needs your support for Save Comrade Workwear: Help Me Sue the NYPD and Big Tech
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January 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Help me sue the mfs gofund.me/8deb2418
January 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM