DJ Khaled refuses to eat pussy but he’ll fuck up a McRib.

I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks.

ive been holding space for the lyrics of tubthumping by chumbawumba for 15 god damn years

some people say the gremlins from the film Gremlins were supposed to represent orange cats. this is not true. the mogwais are orange cats. The gremlins are the demons that orange cats will inevitably welcome into our world.