He was only about £250 off as well, that's barely anything in terms of pub-price champagne

Not sure whether Julie Sandwich is to blame or if they're inspired by the slowly dying genre of Derelict Chateau Renovation vlogging

Sadly this cake needs to be in Soho by seven

There is at least this weird thought process where they believe Public Transit should be free at point of entry (not unreasonable), thus They, The Individual should not be paying for it, and there's a righteousness in doing so

(oh I didn't make it, my friend Dav made it)

Issuing a correction because for some bizarre reason I think this gin brand is called 'Berlin' which it isn't, Berlin is the cocktail my friends use Elephant Gin in

50ml sloe gin ~ this is Elephant*
15ml dry vermouth ~ this is Sacred
Dash orange bitters

*Elephant is a higher ABV than most sloes so closer to a classic gin or a spiced gin, if you want a sweet martini use any other sloe