Eddy Murphy
@viscountconsett.bsky.social
An unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort
Eddie Murphy, but white, queer, British and with a Y, so not remotely Eddie Murphy
Most opinions borrowed
he/him, 28
Eddie Murphy, but white, queer, British and with a Y, so not remotely Eddie Murphy
Most opinions borrowed
he/him, 28
You guys like my Christmas uniform
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You guys like my Christmas uniform
I'm being kidnapped
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm being kidnapped
I really ought to add mezzanines to these so they don't look so squat
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I really ought to add mezzanines to these so they don't look so squat
The sheer scale of this house is actually a little insane
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The sheer scale of this house is actually a little insane
My friend *demanded* I post this photo she took of me in August, I swear the outfit is purely coincidental
October 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My friend *demanded* I post this photo she took of me in August, I swear the outfit is purely coincidental
Onto Sloe Martinis now the weather's turned
October 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Onto Sloe Martinis now the weather's turned
They say gentlemen prefer blondies
September 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
They say gentlemen prefer blondies
Lots of good costuming in House of Guinness but I particularly love this little velvet military hat on Lady Henrietta
September 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Lots of good costuming in House of Guinness but I particularly love this little velvet military hat on Lady Henrietta
Looking at House
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Looking at House
V&A Storehouse was really cool, did also feel like the bit at the end of IKEA but with priceless antiques
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
V&A Storehouse was really cool, did also feel like the bit at the end of IKEA but with priceless antiques
Gay Stuff!
I want to discover more about it.
I want to discover more about it.
September 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Gay Stuff!
I want to discover more about it.
I want to discover more about it.
tbh the refurb is very this paragraph from Five Little Pigs
September 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
tbh the refurb is very this paragraph from Five Little Pigs
Chandelier, Organ, Bed, Loo
September 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Chandelier, Organ, Bed, Loo
Looking at House
September 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Looking at House
Google said it would take 55 minutes to walk to work, I did it door to door in:
September 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Google said it would take 55 minutes to walk to work, I did it door to door in:
So my blood pressure may be through the roof but my hair looks cute and I have two martinis in one glass
September 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So my blood pressure may be through the roof but my hair looks cute and I have two martinis in one glass
Anyway, for unrelated reasons this is two martinis in one glass
September 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Anyway, for unrelated reasons this is two martinis in one glass
I want to emphasise they had two long tables laid like this for, y'know, DINING
September 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I want to emphasise they had two long tables laid like this for, y'know, DINING
It's been too long since I decived you about my height by standing on the toilet seat in this bathroom
September 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's been too long since I decived you about my height by standing on the toilet seat in this bathroom
I have been reminded that The White Princess exists and thus of possibly the most bizarre and baffling scene of television I have ever seen
August 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I have been reminded that The White Princess exists and thus of possibly the most bizarre and baffling scene of television I have ever seen
In the immortal words of servicemasc
August 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
In the immortal words of servicemasc
Look at this confetti... maybe marriage equality was a mistake 🥲
August 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Look at this confetti... maybe marriage equality was a mistake 🥲
