Eddy Murphy
@viscountconsett.bsky.social
An unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort
Eddie Murphy, but white, queer, British and with a Y, so not remotely Eddie Murphy
Most opinions borrowed
he/him, 28
Eddie Murphy, but white, queer, British and with a Y, so not remotely Eddie Murphy
Most opinions borrowed
he/him, 28
Pinned
You guys like my Christmas uniform
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You guys like my Christmas uniform
I'm being kidnapped
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm being kidnapped
Some are born with Bearface, others have Bearface thrust upon them
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Some are born with Bearface, others have Bearface thrust upon them
Listening to a man at the bar desperately trying to reach a giant minimum spend for a corporate function with cocktails and whiskeys instead of just getting the most expensive champagnes
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Listening to a man at the bar desperately trying to reach a giant minimum spend for a corporate function with cocktails and whiskeys instead of just getting the most expensive champagnes
Finally saw this live and it was sublime youtu.be/v8zNlSHtVTE?...
Roland Faunte - Levers (Live Session Take)
YouTube video by Roland Faunte
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Finally saw this live and it was sublime youtu.be/v8zNlSHtVTE?...
'What coffees do you have?'
idk love, the same coffees every restaurant has served for the last thirty years maybe?
idk love, the same coffees every restaurant has served for the last thirty years maybe?
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
'What coffees do you have?'
idk love, the same coffees every restaurant has served for the last thirty years maybe?
idk love, the same coffees every restaurant has served for the last thirty years maybe?
My most useful bit of life advice is Never Buy An Umbrella, if you're caught in the rain just go to the nearest pub and ask for one from lost and found
November 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My most useful bit of life advice is Never Buy An Umbrella, if you're caught in the rain just go to the nearest pub and ask for one from lost and found
I relate to Hedda Gabler because I took would marry a man because he promises to buy me a massive house I only said I wanted as a whim
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I relate to Hedda Gabler because I took would marry a man because he promises to buy me a massive house I only said I wanted as a whim
The country house in Hedda is exceptionally well-cast
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The country house in Hedda is exceptionally well-cast
If Nina Hoss doesn't get Best Supporting for 𝘏𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘢 we firebomb the Academy
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If Nina Hoss doesn't get Best Supporting for 𝘏𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘢 we firebomb the Academy
Modern life has hit a new low, the Landed Gentry have discovered vlogging
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Modern life has hit a new low, the Landed Gentry have discovered vlogging
I really ought to add mezzanines to these so they don't look so squat
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I really ought to add mezzanines to these so they don't look so squat
The sheer scale of this house is actually a little insane
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The sheer scale of this house is actually a little insane
My friend *demanded* I post this photo she took of me in August, I swear the outfit is purely coincidental
October 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My friend *demanded* I post this photo she took of me in August, I swear the outfit is purely coincidental
Can I be bothered to whip cream for a Victoria Sponge or should I go with my usual solution of buying clotted cream instead
October 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Can I be bothered to whip cream for a Victoria Sponge or should I go with my usual solution of buying clotted cream instead
American leftists being really Pro Fare Evasion is a good example of the cultural dominance of neoliberal individualism
Or something to that effect idk I'm not that clever
Or something to that effect idk I'm not that clever
October 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
American leftists being really Pro Fare Evasion is a good example of the cultural dominance of neoliberal individualism
Or something to that effect idk I'm not that clever
Or something to that effect idk I'm not that clever
One of the wilder asset-stripping takes I've seen online is a couple years ago when someone suggested, as the Country House market was/is quite buoyant, we should sell a few less significant National Trust Houses for extra cash
October 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
One of the wilder asset-stripping takes I've seen online is a couple years ago when someone suggested, as the Country House market was/is quite buoyant, we should sell a few less significant National Trust Houses for extra cash
Onto Sloe Martinis now the weather's turned
October 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Onto Sloe Martinis now the weather's turned
I am always a slut for non-lexical vocables in music
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am always a slut for non-lexical vocables in music
Sir, you are an adult with two functioning hands, I am not holding the card machine for you while you type in your pin number
October 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sir, you are an adult with two functioning hands, I am not holding the card machine for you while you type in your pin number
Now why in my dream last night was I telling someone that 'Fire Island is the Hamptons for gays, and Providencetown is Martha's Vineyard or Bar Harbor' I can't even remember the context I just remember saying it
October 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Now why in my dream last night was I telling someone that 'Fire Island is the Hamptons for gays, and Providencetown is Martha's Vineyard or Bar Harbor' I can't even remember the context I just remember saying it
They say gentlemen prefer blondies
September 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
They say gentlemen prefer blondies
Today there was too much of a crowd, all too lush and loud, and not enough of me
September 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Today there was too much of a crowd, all too lush and loud, and not enough of me
Its fun how menacing James Norton is as the Guinness family's fulltime henchman and parttime gigolo in 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 compared to how very pathetic he was as the equally violent Tommy Lee Royce in 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘺
September 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Its fun how menacing James Norton is as the Guinness family's fulltime henchman and parttime gigolo in 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 compared to how very pathetic he was as the equally violent Tommy Lee Royce in 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘺