Vou começar a minha lista de jeitos bonitos de criar uma segfault que eu já fiz:
Beautiful ways to do a segfault #1
Race condition

Quem diria que fazer software de redes complexas performático em C++ era difícil...

Non-academic friend: “I understand the roles of the first and last authors, but what did the middle author do?”

Me:

The definitive ranking of social networks:

1) BlueSky
2) Group chats
3) TikTok
4) People watching in public
5) Lurking Nextdoor
6) Instagram
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15) Ugh, fine, Facebook
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47) Linkedin
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624) Hospital waiting rooms
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837) Angry monkeys eating my face
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10,000) Twitter
10,001) Threads