@vikingcowboy.bsky.social
Army vet who loves his coffee, cooking, horror movies, and metal music
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HIM: can i help you
ME: yes please i’m high
HIM: um…hi?
ME: mmhm, high
HIM: hi, can i help you?
ME: (giggles) sooo…high
ME: yes please i’m high
HIM: um…hi?
ME: mmhm, high
HIM: hi, can i help you?
ME: (giggles) sooo…high
October 22, 2024 at 2:40 AM
HIM: can i help you
ME: yes please i’m high
HIM: um…hi?
ME: mmhm, high
HIM: hi, can i help you?
ME: (giggles) sooo…high
ME: yes please i’m high
HIM: um…hi?
ME: mmhm, high
HIM: hi, can i help you?
ME: (giggles) sooo…high
Cabbage smothered down with sautéed sausage and green onions 😋🤤🤤
October 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Cabbage smothered down with sautéed sausage and green onions 😋🤤🤤
Happy birthday to me🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽
48 looks good on me 🤘🏽🖤🤘🏽
48 looks good on me 🤘🏽🖤🤘🏽
October 19, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Happy birthday to me🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽
48 looks good on me 🤘🏽🖤🤘🏽
48 looks good on me 🤘🏽🖤🤘🏽
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had to change out of my lightweight summer panties and into my fur-lined winter panties this morning
October 16, 2024 at 2:19 PM
had to change out of my lightweight summer panties and into my fur-lined winter panties this morning
My bday gift to myself came in 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🖤
October 18, 2024 at 8:28 PM
My bday gift to myself came in 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🖤
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He sneezed so hard a little cum shot out.
October 18, 2024 at 6:05 PM
He sneezed so hard a little cum shot out.
Lounging with coffee 😏☕️🫶🏽
October 18, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Lounging with coffee 😏☕️🫶🏽
Coffee time ☕️☕️😏🖤
October 18, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Coffee time ☕️☕️😏🖤
Good morning y’all
October 18, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Good morning y’all
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A nighttime restaurant for vampires, where used tampons are served as appetizers
October 18, 2024 at 4:10 AM
A nighttime restaurant for vampires, where used tampons are served as appetizers
It’s a lounge on the loveseat in gray sweatpants kinda evening 🖤😛
October 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
It’s a lounge on the loveseat in gray sweatpants kinda evening 🖤😛
Beef roast slow cooked in the crockpot with baby carrots over mashed potatoes and homemade biscuits
October 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Beef roast slow cooked in the crockpot with baby carrots over mashed potatoes and homemade biscuits
Just cause 😏🖤
October 17, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Just cause 😏🖤
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Please remember that I am just a poor, sad muppet with nice thighs and I could use treats. Donate to my ko-fi so I can buy more tights and thigh highs!
Reskeet please!!
t.co/DvLkvAj4GC
Reskeet please!!
t.co/DvLkvAj4GC
https://ko-fi.com/softapocalypses
t.co
October 17, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Please remember that I am just a poor, sad muppet with nice thighs and I could use treats. Donate to my ko-fi so I can buy more tights and thigh highs!
Reskeet please!!
t.co/DvLkvAj4GC
Reskeet please!!
t.co/DvLkvAj4GC
Time to have my undercut redone and rebraid my hair
October 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Time to have my undercut redone and rebraid my hair
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may you live today with the reckless abandon of a bird shitting mid air 🙏
October 17, 2024 at 1:56 PM
may you live today with the reckless abandon of a bird shitting mid air 🙏
I think it’s a comfort food night tonight, grilled bacon and cheese sandwiches
October 16, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I think it’s a comfort food night tonight, grilled bacon and cheese sandwiches
Morning y’all, coffee anyone ☕️🤘🏽
October 16, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Morning y’all, coffee anyone ☕️🤘🏽
Coffee time ☕️😏
October 16, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Coffee time ☕️😏
I think it’s time to make another cup of coffee before I make chicken tacos for dinner 🌮
October 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I think it’s time to make another cup of coffee before I make chicken tacos for dinner 🌮
Lazy day with coffee
October 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Lazy day with coffee
Taking my mom to lunch at the Mexican restaurant, pollos enchiladas
October 14, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Taking my mom to lunch at the Mexican restaurant, pollos enchiladas