👑Queen Vika 🖤💖
@vikachu.bsky.social
“Toto we’re not in Asheville anymore.”
I am a witchy, bitchy, stitchy bartender.
I am a witchy, bitchy, stitchy bartender.
Everything is awfulllll & everything is baaaaaddddd 😍
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Everything is awfulllll & everything is baaaaaddddd 😍
Wade Wilson sublets Dixon’s crate for his afternoon siestas.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wade Wilson sublets Dixon’s crate for his afternoon siestas.
the in-flight entertainment options have taught me that there are at least two films that i will watch an unlimited number of times, no matter how many times i’ve seen them.
(Birds of Prey & Oceans 8, if you were wondering)
(Birds of Prey & Oceans 8, if you were wondering)
September 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the in-flight entertainment options have taught me that there are at least two films that i will watch an unlimited number of times, no matter how many times i’ve seen them.
(Birds of Prey & Oceans 8, if you were wondering)
(Birds of Prey & Oceans 8, if you were wondering)
i am 34 years old and it has literally taken me until today to get a definitive 100% answer, but it’s finally here.
i have ADHD.
i have ADHD.
February 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i am 34 years old and it has literally taken me until today to get a definitive 100% answer, but it’s finally here.
i have ADHD.
i have ADHD.
okay so i am a Civilization Girlie™️ bc that’s a requirement in my family… and its launch night (early access) and its letting me play an hour early, which i love.
February 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
okay so i am a Civilization Girlie™️ bc that’s a requirement in my family… and its launch night (early access) and its letting me play an hour early, which i love.
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Yes love
So you'd sign up for Communism if it meant healthcare, rent, and groceries were affordable.
January 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Yes love
every time someone calls my restaurant on the phone to find out what our hours are, i wonder if they also call the movie theaters still to find out movie times.
January 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
every time someone calls my restaurant on the phone to find out what our hours are, i wonder if they also call the movie theaters still to find out movie times.
i stand on business and pancakes.
I think it is important to choose a partner who agrees to have pancakes for dinner at 9:30pm, and when you realize the Bisquick has expired, order them in from a terrible chain restaurant instead. @vikachu.bsky.social really said:
two men are driving in a car and one of them is saying `` you will have pancakes , and you 'll like it '' .
ALT: two men are driving in a car and one of them is saying `` you will have pancakes , and you 'll like it '' .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 2:41 AM
i stand on business and pancakes.
bruh this Cowboys Texans game is wild. everybody dropping the ball!
a man wearing a blue shirt with slice written on it
Alt: a man wearing a blue shirt dropping a ball
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
bruh this Cowboys Texans game is wild. everybody dropping the ball!
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@vikachu.bsky.social just referred to tongues as “mouth scallops” and I’ve never been more upset.
November 14, 2024 at 8:16 PM
@vikachu.bsky.social just referred to tongues as “mouth scallops” and I’ve never been more upset.
Documenting that time @searingunicorn.bsky.social let us have pizza for breakfast [this morning].
November 16, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Documenting that time @searingunicorn.bsky.social let us have pizza for breakfast [this morning].
my tables all want to be left alone today, and honestly same.
November 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
my tables all want to be left alone today, and honestly same.
hey friends i’m back!
November 13, 2024 at 2:41 AM
hey friends i’m back!
Dunkaroos. breakfast of champions.
July 9, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Dunkaroos. breakfast of champions.
pov i’ve been playing my switch today instead of my xbox:
“i cant believe i have to turn down my tv with the app on my phone like a peasant. 🤦🏽♀️”
“i cant believe i have to turn down my tv with the app on my phone like a peasant. 🤦🏽♀️”
May 26, 2024 at 4:41 AM
pov i’ve been playing my switch today instead of my xbox:
“i cant believe i have to turn down my tv with the app on my phone like a peasant. 🤦🏽♀️”
“i cant believe i have to turn down my tv with the app on my phone like a peasant. 🤦🏽♀️”
i very briefly returned to the broken husk that we used to call twitter bc my wife showed me something on there & my god it is a dumpster fiiiiire. no thanks. byeeeeeee.
May 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
i very briefly returned to the broken husk that we used to call twitter bc my wife showed me something on there & my god it is a dumpster fiiiiire. no thanks. byeeeeeee.