Pam Bondi is so transparent, you can see right through her

wait wait wait. you’re telling me ELON MUSK has never actually been to space? not even once? mr. “i will die on mars” was too busy billionaire cringeposting for a quick pop up?

what happened, buddy? couldn’t find a rocket? allergic to moon dust? what’s going on there

we need a new place on the computer

Bond your target is the ex-wife of a billionaire who’s making him look bad by actually giving her money away to charity

I realize no one wants to hear context and "how we got here" when things are so knife-edged right now. But if we really want to make this a "reforming" moment we need to push for the reigning in of presidential power and authority. The problem is that both sides like that when they have it.

Someone went to a Firehouse Subs in Bowling Green, KY and spotted Fireman Big Red.

Giving this a try. Thanks you @ityslmemes.com and all the Shirt Brothers who have supported me during this crazy year.

ok it was fun at first but i am officially bored of trump getting indicted. i think they should trap him in a computer like Tron

Yeah I’m into fitness. Fitness hot dog up my sleeve to secretly eat it during a lunch meeting.