90% of my depression stems from the fact that i share this planet with Elon Musk

apparently i got a xmas bonus??

i didn’t know my job did that 🥳

some lady is facing 15 years for saying “deny defend depose” to her healthcare provider…

this is so dystopian

i couldn’t pick between 3 books at the library so i checked them all out and i fear i may have bit off a little (a lot) more than i can chew

i hope chappell roan is having a good day

Ordered poached eggs and they took them off some other guy’s plate.

jury nullification!

i don’t remember the part in the bible where Jesus deported millions of people, but i do remember when he immigrated to a foreign country to escape persecution

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis