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verypaleale.bsky.social
Cait👾
@verypaleale.bsky.social
anti-Nazi.
your typical everyday nihilistic hyperbolic gaming (and coding) millennial nerd that has opinions™ on the internet (she/her)
I had my April Fool's Joke yesterday when I thought the 31st was the 1st and wished two people happy birthday a day early
April 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I am once again asking you to not make a mockery of our country on the international stage 🤡
March 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think, because I can, I'm going to choose Joy this week
January 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Friendly reminder that all negative thoughts that arrive after 10 pm are hidden anxieties floating to the top and are to be regarded as emotionally passing gas
December 3, 2024 at 5:24 AM
judgement from on high
November 22, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.
November 21, 2024 at 8:17 AM
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i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
November 21, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Hmm I should probably delete all my tweets, not that there’s anything worth scraping
November 18, 2024 at 11:11 PM
My brain is awake enough that I finally finished a book for the first time in like two months 🎉 it’s the little things
November 18, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Imma be real, I was in some seasonal funk and then stress-induced for most of Sept-Oct

It’s nice to have my brain back again
November 15, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Today it was cool enough to turn on my heater and get all the dust out 🥹 thank god
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Man I forget how social media works
October 14, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I joined Team Rubicon (bc it’s never going to stop and I want to help) and my broken brain keeps saying “firebase rubicon” like I haven’t played that game in YEARS
October 3, 2024 at 2:43 PM
i can't believe that it's still the same year as like.... 6 months ago
October 3, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Get you a bestie who spams you with horse pictures from Medieval Times
May 10, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I’m just a girl, sitting in an airport, praying for this iced coffee to turn me into a new person
April 28, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Just my daily ranting and raving about how lucky I am to have the friends that I do 🥰
February 9, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I think today is Fleetwood Mac Friday
January 19, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Every once in awhile I surprise myself with how deeply the nerd runs in my veins- telling a friend who’s having atrocious luck in a video game to not buy a lottery ticket bc it would end up being the short story Lottery and she’d win 🥲
January 11, 2024 at 1:51 AM
tbh i feel like since i turned 30 that i'm finally in the main story of life, like everything before 30 was just prologue ??
January 9, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I spent this morning like a weird amalgamation of Paul Revere and Eddard Stark, running around to all my group chats screaming "WINTER IS COMING"
January 8, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I’m the friend that gets sunburned while taking a nap indoors

hypothetically
January 8, 2024 at 2:41 AM
First Pip Pic of the year 🤩
January 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM