Sam
@very-simple.com
new yorker | feminist | lawyer | photography dilettante
Website: very-simple.com
Website: very-simple.com
This is the space that my trash can is wedged into in my tiny kitchen. I had VERY specific needs 🤪 (that little wall bump out on the right near the floor was the new gas main stuff).
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is the space that my trash can is wedged into in my tiny kitchen. I had VERY specific needs 🤪 (that little wall bump out on the right near the floor was the new gas main stuff).
yes, I understand the hypocrisy of a slave owner to utter these words, but if this isn't the entire idealization of the American project that we've been, in fits and starts, trying to achieve for 250 years, I don't know what is.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
yes, I understand the hypocrisy of a slave owner to utter these words, but if this isn't the entire idealization of the American project that we've been, in fits and starts, trying to achieve for 250 years, I don't know what is.
that's too low level. they have a 'our success depends on retention of talent' risk factor, but that's as specific as it gets.
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
that's too low level. they have a 'our success depends on retention of talent' risk factor, but that's as specific as it gets.
Me trying to figure out how this scale is supposed to work before noticing where they put “manhattan”.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Me trying to figure out how this scale is supposed to work before noticing where they put “manhattan”.
What if by “shooting animals” they mean with a camera because I did a photography workshop at a Wyoming ranch about a decade ago and it was fantastic.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What if by “shooting animals” they mean with a camera because I did a photography workshop at a Wyoming ranch about a decade ago and it was fantastic.
Did you know I’m a brain dead neoliberal because I acknowledge reality? (Already blocking the guy)
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Did you know I’m a brain dead neoliberal because I acknowledge reality? (Already blocking the guy)
The perfect album from the year I turned 16 (1990):
(Torn between these two)
(Torn between these two)
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The perfect album from the year I turned 16 (1990):
(Torn between these two)
(Torn between these two)
via skythread, here was him flat out calling me a liar for explaining that I...volunteered at a legal clinic.
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
via skythread, here was him flat out calling me a liar for explaining that I...volunteered at a legal clinic.
If you see this, post a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you see this, post a bird.
anyway, see if you can spot the issue with google maps (actual overhead view vs cartoon map view.) And yes there's a traffic light there as well.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
anyway, see if you can spot the issue with google maps (actual overhead view vs cartoon map view.) And yes there's a traffic light there as well.
How is this not just iPod Socks but somehow more expensive?
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
How is this not just iPod Socks but somehow more expensive?
This is Zooey Deschanel without bangs levels of “who the fuck is that person?”
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is Zooey Deschanel without bangs levels of “who the fuck is that person?”
This guy is now just stalking me from behind my block because I had the temerity to block him.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This guy is now just stalking me from behind my block because I had the temerity to block him.
there's also this one, which labels New Jersey as "Fashtoonks".
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
there's also this one, which labels New Jersey as "Fashtoonks".
And my official source, @hellgatenyc.com has called it!! Now I can sleep.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And my official source, @hellgatenyc.com has called it!! Now I can sleep.
oh hey, who does he think banned plastic bags?!
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
oh hey, who does he think banned plastic bags?!
I thought I was gonna have to photoshop this one, but I managed to take one photo of this sign where the runner’s shoulder perfectly blocked HER PHONE NUMBER at the bottom of the sign. We laughed so much at this one.
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I thought I was gonna have to photoshop this one, but I managed to take one photo of this sign where the runner’s shoulder perfectly blocked HER PHONE NUMBER at the bottom of the sign. We laughed so much at this one.
Today in making friends with the Cuomo campaign (I’m kind of sad that this series will end tomorrow). Also, you know it’s bad that they’re worried people won’t even find Cuomo’s name on the ballot.
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Today in making friends with the Cuomo campaign (I’m kind of sad that this series will end tomorrow). Also, you know it’s bad that they’re worried people won’t even find Cuomo’s name on the ballot.
My favorite thing about the Halloween stickers is that it incorporates the NYC VOTES pigeon mascot. They dress him up in different little outfits for various comms.
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My favorite thing about the Halloween stickers is that it incorporates the NYC VOTES pigeon mascot. They dress him up in different little outfits for various comms.
My inbox right now as well. Note, I did not even attend the GSE!
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My inbox right now as well. Note, I did not even attend the GSE!
Looks like Penn got hacked today, by some real treasures of the institution (note the gutter racist, ableist language). I’ve gotten at least a dozen of these in my inbox already.
(Also, I didn’t even attend Penn GSE, so not sure how I ended up on this listserv?)
(Also, I didn’t even attend Penn GSE, so not sure how I ended up on this listserv?)
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Looks like Penn got hacked today, by some real treasures of the institution (note the gutter racist, ableist language). I’ve gotten at least a dozen of these in my inbox already.
(Also, I didn’t even attend Penn GSE, so not sure how I ended up on this listserv?)
(Also, I didn’t even attend Penn GSE, so not sure how I ended up on this listserv?)