Very Serious Liam
@very-serious-liam.bsky.social
Everything I say should be taken very seriously. Founder of Apple.
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The only PARDONS that should happen in AMERICA is "Pardon me, ma'am! Let me hold that door for you!" at Dunkin freakin Donuts. Am I wrong?
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Putting "Baby On Board" stickers on every Amazon delivery vehicle I can find so people start to think that's where babies come from
January 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Putting "Baby On Board" stickers on every Amazon delivery vehicle I can find so people start to think that's where babies come from
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It's so embarrassing to read a book. You should already know the information that's in there
January 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It's so embarrassing to read a book. You should already know the information that's in there
My job is sort of like Severance, in that I turn my brain off and go to sleep through most of my work day.
That, and John Turturro is in the cubicle next to me and is constantly talking about Christopher Walken.
That, and John Turturro is in the cubicle next to me and is constantly talking about Christopher Walken.
January 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My job is sort of like Severance, in that I turn my brain off and go to sleep through most of my work day.
That, and John Turturro is in the cubicle next to me and is constantly talking about Christopher Walken.
That, and John Turturro is in the cubicle next to me and is constantly talking about Christopher Walken.
Cab ride cost $80 and you're not gonna walk me to my door? Not gonna make sure I get in safe? Ask me how I'm doing? Where even am I right now?
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Cab ride cost $80 and you're not gonna walk me to my door? Not gonna make sure I get in safe? Ask me how I'm doing? Where even am I right now?
"Forgot your password?"
Uhhh, yeah, I told YOU that. Assholes 🙄
Uhhh, yeah, I told YOU that. Assholes 🙄
January 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Forgot your password?"
Uhhh, yeah, I told YOU that. Assholes 🙄
Uhhh, yeah, I told YOU that. Assholes 🙄
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This is an urgent message for all politicians, ceos, anyone in a position of power: there is a tigers jaw album with a pizza on the cover. Eat an edible and listen to it once through. We are big bags of meat on a flying rock. No one life is worth more than another. Acknowledge humans instead of AI
January 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is an urgent message for all politicians, ceos, anyone in a position of power: there is a tigers jaw album with a pizza on the cover. Eat an edible and listen to it once through. We are big bags of meat on a flying rock. No one life is worth more than another. Acknowledge humans instead of AI
ChatGPT? How's about we just change the name to ChatFBI? Enjoy the dick pics, Big Brother!
January 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
ChatGPT? How's about we just change the name to ChatFBI? Enjoy the dick pics, Big Brother!
I'm happy for Cam Newton. The pipeline from pro athlete to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang villain is not an easy one to navigate, but he's thriving in his new role.
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm happy for Cam Newton. The pipeline from pro athlete to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang villain is not an easy one to navigate, but he's thriving in his new role.
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It'd be funny if there was a slightly worse actor named Scottie B. Pippen.
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It'd be funny if there was a slightly worse actor named Scottie B. Pippen.
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In case anyone wanted to know how things are going for the 47-year-old billionaire anti-aging influencer who looks exactly 47 years old…
January 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
In case anyone wanted to know how things are going for the 47-year-old billionaire anti-aging influencer who looks exactly 47 years old…
Have we tried replacing plain old regular water with Vitamin Water? Get fluoride OUT, put vitamins IN.
Hey, Two Birds, have you met my good friend One Stone?
Hey, Two Birds, have you met my good friend One Stone?
January 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Have we tried replacing plain old regular water with Vitamin Water? Get fluoride OUT, put vitamins IN.
Hey, Two Birds, have you met my good friend One Stone?
Hey, Two Birds, have you met my good friend One Stone?
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look i’ll be the one to say it: how much mileage is the dawn soap company gonna get out of these fuckin ducks
January 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
look i’ll be the one to say it: how much mileage is the dawn soap company gonna get out of these fuckin ducks
You know how many nickels are just laying on the ground? Enough to throw in a sack and swing around. This country has everything you can think of
January 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You know how many nickels are just laying on the ground? Enough to throw in a sack and swing around. This country has everything you can think of
Guess what? I'm signing with the Dodgers too! Another key free agent off the board. Money talks. Blame your team's billionaire owners for not locking me in.
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January 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Guess what? I'm signing with the Dodgers too! Another key free agent off the board. Money talks. Blame your team's billionaire owners for not locking me in.
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Aw, Netflix raised their prices again? Oh no. Well maybe if YOU wouldn't keep ordering that precious avocado toast, THEY wouldn't keep treating you like a dang sucker.
January 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Aw, Netflix raised their prices again? Oh no. Well maybe if YOU wouldn't keep ordering that precious avocado toast, THEY wouldn't keep treating you like a dang sucker.
Scroll, scroll, scroll. Non stop scrolling for the youth. Hey, how bout here's a scroll for you: "Hear ye, hear ye, put your extra pizza dough in an index fund!"
January 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Scroll, scroll, scroll. Non stop scrolling for the youth. Hey, how bout here's a scroll for you: "Hear ye, hear ye, put your extra pizza dough in an index fund!"
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Jst tryna ucheev gr8ness. Mess around and find out.
January 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Jst tryna ucheev gr8ness. Mess around and find out.
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I know our country might be a bit of a trainwreck right now, but I'd still rather live in America than in Groopenburgvia, a fake country I just made up where the atmosphere is hot lava and the food is made of bees
January 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I know our country might be a bit of a trainwreck right now, but I'd still rather live in America than in Groopenburgvia, a fake country I just made up where the atmosphere is hot lava and the food is made of bees
I'm sorry but don't tell me I've gotta take MY boots off in your home. They were MY grandfather's boots.
January 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm sorry but don't tell me I've gotta take MY boots off in your home. They were MY grandfather's boots.
The only PARDONS that should happen in AMERICA is "Pardon me, ma'am! Let me hold that door for you!" at Dunkin freakin Donuts. Am I wrong?
Follow this account for more tips on how to be a gentleman at Dunkin (NOT Honey Dew).
Follow this account for more tips on how to be a gentleman at Dunkin (NOT Honey Dew).
January 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The only PARDONS that should happen in AMERICA is "Pardon me, ma'am! Let me hold that door for you!" at Dunkin freakin Donuts. Am I wrong?
Follow this account for more tips on how to be a gentleman at Dunkin (NOT Honey Dew).
Follow this account for more tips on how to be a gentleman at Dunkin (NOT Honey Dew).
I'd like to take a moment to announce my arrival here at Bluesky. Everybody can stop writing to your local politicians to make it happen.
January 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'd like to take a moment to announce my arrival here at Bluesky. Everybody can stop writing to your local politicians to make it happen.