Mike from here
@mikefromhere.bsky.social
Amateur taco wizard. Journeyman of menial tech jobs. Boston sports guy. Sentient meat sack. I’m from here, where you from?
I tried Draft Kings the other day but found out I might be more of a Draft Peasant
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I tried Draft Kings the other day but found out I might be more of a Draft Peasant
“McDonald’s sold me a dream” Why one man is suing mcdonalds after eating 900 chicken nuggets in 8 days in promise of monopoly riches, but all he gained was 15 pounds and chronic heartburn
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“McDonald’s sold me a dream” Why one man is suing mcdonalds after eating 900 chicken nuggets in 8 days in promise of monopoly riches, but all he gained was 15 pounds and chronic heartburn
My fear of heights is probably only surpassed by my claustrophobia. I need a medium amount of space in all directions
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My fear of heights is probably only surpassed by my claustrophobia. I need a medium amount of space in all directions
How were there enough flies getting into ointments that “fly in the ointment” became a thing? I’ve never had any fly get into any of my ointments
October 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
How were there enough flies getting into ointments that “fly in the ointment” became a thing? I’ve never had any fly get into any of my ointments
I’m just a slop bowl boy living in a slop bowl world
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m just a slop bowl boy living in a slop bowl world
Officially announcing my retirement from Wordle tonight. I don’t work there or anything I’m just no longer doing the puzzles because my thumbs are too big for the keyboard and it’s been slowly driving me insane. I’m not taking questions at this time thank you so much
May 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Officially announcing my retirement from Wordle tonight. I don’t work there or anything I’m just no longer doing the puzzles because my thumbs are too big for the keyboard and it’s been slowly driving me insane. I’m not taking questions at this time thank you so much
I’m getting sick from work related stress which makes me worse at work which increases my work related stress which makes me more sick which makes me worse at work which increases my work related stress which makes me more sick which makes me worse at wo
May 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m getting sick from work related stress which makes me worse at work which increases my work related stress which makes me more sick which makes me worse at work which increases my work related stress which makes me more sick which makes me worse at wo
Science is just silence with an extra C. And no L. So pretty different actually
March 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Science is just silence with an extra C. And no L. So pretty different actually
March madness is actually the March regularness now compared to the onslaught of constant shit hitting the fan every single day and every waking moment of our lives from now until the inevitable collapse of the global economy in a year or two
March 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
March madness is actually the March regularness now compared to the onslaught of constant shit hitting the fan every single day and every waking moment of our lives from now until the inevitable collapse of the global economy in a year or two
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it’s absolutely insane what they’re doing to 5’9” guys on Love is blind
February 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it’s absolutely insane what they’re doing to 5’9” guys on Love is blind
I hate warming up the car it's so much work to cover it with all those thick heavy blankets
February 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I hate warming up the car it's so much work to cover it with all those thick heavy blankets
Proud to announce I’m launching a new AI personal assistant it’s called going outside into the world and communicating with the people around you
January 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Proud to announce I’m launching a new AI personal assistant it’s called going outside into the world and communicating with the people around you
Ok I guess it’s the Gulf of America now! We can rename anything at any time. I’ll be filing my taxes as Pogsworth Bottleswithin. Or maybe Riptube McGulloch. Only time will tell how I’m feeling during turbotax submission
January 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ok I guess it’s the Gulf of America now! We can rename anything at any time. I’ll be filing my taxes as Pogsworth Bottleswithin. Or maybe Riptube McGulloch. Only time will tell how I’m feeling during turbotax submission
You ever go on Facebook marketplace just to see what’s out there? I saw a box of Frosted Flakes the other day
January 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You ever go on Facebook marketplace just to see what’s out there? I saw a box of Frosted Flakes the other day
Elon musk sounds like something you spray on a car to stop rhinoceroses from mating with it
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Elon musk sounds like something you spray on a car to stop rhinoceroses from mating with it
For twelve years they teach you about atoms and protons, equations you’ll never use but not once do they mention how putting on socks is gonna become the hardest part of your day around the age of 31-32
January 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
For twelve years they teach you about atoms and protons, equations you’ll never use but not once do they mention how putting on socks is gonna become the hardest part of your day around the age of 31-32
This is an urgent message for all politicians, ceos, anyone in a position of power: there is a tigers jaw album with a pizza on the cover. Eat an edible and listen to it once through. We are big bags of meat on a flying rock. No one life is worth more than another. Acknowledge humans instead of AI
January 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is an urgent message for all politicians, ceos, anyone in a position of power: there is a tigers jaw album with a pizza on the cover. Eat an edible and listen to it once through. We are big bags of meat on a flying rock. No one life is worth more than another. Acknowledge humans instead of AI
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One rizzler, under God 🫡
January 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
One rizzler, under God 🫡
Patriots banned from Bluesky until they can win more than 4 games in a season, according to sources very familiar with the matter
January 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Patriots banned from Bluesky until they can win more than 4 games in a season, according to sources very familiar with the matter
What if Ross Ulbricht creates a silk road 2 and it's a marketplace for something more criminal than drugs or murder for hire...
Liquid Death. It’s literally canned water
Liquid Death. It’s literally canned water
January 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What if Ross Ulbricht creates a silk road 2 and it's a marketplace for something more criminal than drugs or murder for hire...
Liquid Death. It’s literally canned water
Liquid Death. It’s literally canned water
I know our country might be a bit of a trainwreck right now, but I'd still rather live in America than in Groopenburgvia, a fake country I just made up where the atmosphere is hot lava and the food is made of bees
January 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I know our country might be a bit of a trainwreck right now, but I'd still rather live in America than in Groopenburgvia, a fake country I just made up where the atmosphere is hot lava and the food is made of bees
Hello Bluesky! Names Mike I’m very happy to be here I previously spent all my time mowing the beach. That’s right the only reason the beach doesn’t have grass is because I mowed all of it, all the time. I mowed the beach. And I realize the skill set does not overlap so this could go either way
January 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hello Bluesky! Names Mike I’m very happy to be here I previously spent all my time mowing the beach. That’s right the only reason the beach doesn’t have grass is because I mowed all of it, all the time. I mowed the beach. And I realize the skill set does not overlap so this could go either way