How would you fix Yoshi's Safari?
Assume some super smart rom hacker takes on the ordeal

Depression?

Aw dang
I'm just trying to recruit some sort of a programmer wizard to do a SML2 editor

Ei kovin tehokkaalta kuulosta 😖

Miksi moista lainaa piti edes myöntää?

This is heartbreaking. Jazz is the og

Now do this

This is genius

Technically, the "HTML Bomb" is just a 10 Mb file of nothing but 10 million H characters, that is gzipped. It's very redundant, so it compresses nicely. There's a robots.txt that says "don't load this file", so obedient spiders won't get in trouble when they load the file and try to decompress it.