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Venn
@vennthebat.bsky.social
It's me, here on Bluesky.

A 29 year old Bat who only vaguely knows what the fuck he's doing. Just vibing mostly. Books are great, minors shot on sight. xoxo
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why don't you -pin- me to a wall and -post- the vid on your feed after
getting really pissed off with the era in which i was born to live in

all these amazing feats of technology and advances in human ingenuity that were specifically designed to make one's life easier are now every single one being enshittified by things well beyond my means of control
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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The DM *has* to be willing to say such as "oh no, a chasm opens up underneath your character and they slowly drown in raw sewage. Roll another one who *is* willing to actually play the fucking game."

Or else the whole thing is gonna become an excruciating, hellish ordeal for everyone else.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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HAHAHA LOOK WHO'S MAD LMFAO
IT STARTS

THEY'RE SO MAD

ESPECIALLY OUR FAVORITE INFLATER WHO MAKES YOU BIG AND ROUND
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
👉👈me and my wife noticed your vibes from across the ocean and well we gotta say

they're rancid and we hate them please sequester yourself for the good of society immediately
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
banned from furcon room parties by hanging a sign on the door handle with a silent hill 2 design that says "There was a hole here. It's gone now." when everyone's finished and i lumber back to my bedroom with a lopsided gait like i'm pyramid head
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
okay we're really sorry we made stupid people like an 85:15 split for our celebrities and important figures

that one was on us, god

but now the bit's gone on a little too long so if you could do some old testament shit that'd be swell

we'll learn our lesson this time maybe
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"it's not the governments job to feed people!"
kill yourself, respectfully

it is a government's job to make sure the people they govern have a decent quality of life actually

if you want to rule over a kingdom of ghosts and rubble fuck off to a deserted island and leave the rest of us alone
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 AM
browsing youtube and

oh

that's an ad they have for cropped gen AI of the pokemon hex maniac girl being fucked by a rottweiler
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
ball x pit is a good game because it's named after some of my favourite body parts 👍✨
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
gacha pulls for my new labubu fursona (the current banner has green labubu and the colour swatches are high on the meta rn)
October 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
do you think i'm like 60+ years there'll be history enthusiasts who talk about these moments with so much breathless enthusiastic autism that certain WW2 chads do nowadays that prospective dates get kind of weird vibes (and then they end up being neo neo nazis)
October 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"haha we'll call you at 1:30 apropos of nothing!"

okay

... bro it's been 40 minutes now if i tried to show up 40 minutes late to something with you lot i'd be bent over a barrel and whipped for my audaciousness

i have better shit to do that i won't notice my phone ringing during, fuck's sake
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
buying the food and supplies I need to survive might be an ever increasing cost that forces me to pick and choose more and more to cut corners to the bare minimum but you see

my government has decided to fix things with digital IDs

checkmate liberals
September 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
ice is one of the biggest causes of death of the infirm by freezing in these last two seasons so I'd be writing that on my bullets too
September 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
be the kind of insane throat goat where your head game looks like sea gulls or pelicans just fucking demolishing a huge fish whole

literal goals my dudes
September 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
putting in my resumé to get a job as the government mandated guy-who-gives-the-thumbs-up-for-everyone-to-continue-with-their-sex

it's a hard job but if someone's gotta sit in the cuck chair then i'll do it for a modest, liveable fee
September 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
alternate reality be like: Dorian and the Steambroilers
September 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
secret lifehack: because all the age verification systems fucking suck for me specifically and won't accept anything I give them I avoid all the hacked accounts accidentally reporting me or someone impersonating me because I CAN'T MESSAGE PEOPLE DIRECTLY

checkmate assholes
September 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
midnight furniture store: and how do you intend to pay for all these bookshelves champion

me pulling out my wallet that's just filled to the brim with spiderwebs:

: fuck i don't suppose you take kej
i invested in the weaver's stalk market and now i have millions
September 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
booted up a wolfenstein game because i was curious about this weird new major patch that got downloaded and now every new game i start has B.J being quietly let go because of the views he's expressed towards mechahitler on social media and his part in routinely dismantling the nazi debate moonbase
September 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Usually when someone dies, the people who considered them a hero will share their greatest quotes and epic moments. It's extremely telling that Charlie Kirk supporters are NOT doing that because they'd have to share, ya know, his quotes. They can't share vids of him either coz he was such a douche.
September 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
fellas is it gay to stare deep into the abyss and have it stare back
September 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
right wing person experiencing minor inconvenience:

in their heads: ah yes the economy needs to go through teething issues before everything gets cheaper i will thus react in an appropriate way

what they say: they should reintroduce the death penalty and kill all retail workers i think
September 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM