She just gets me, man.

And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.

True zen is wandering around the grocery store with no plan, just buying whatever looks interesting (and is on sale BOGO).

I really hope we get very detailed, in-depth studies on dog dreaming. I want a way to find out exactly what my dog is dreaming about when she's barking in her sleep, so I know if I'm reacting with the proper amount of emotional turmoil.

The one good thing this month: The Onion has actually, really, truly bought InfoWars, and it's the funniest thing that could have happened.

Better yet? They have now created a new Onion CEO, adding to the Onion Cinematic Universe. Just-- absolutely, perfectly lovely.

Given the positivity and helpfulness I've seen since I joined, I'll go ahead and ask: Does anyone in the #ttrpg, #worldbuilding or #mapmaking communities have any advice or tutorials for making fantasy city maps that look decent and don't take years?

I can do world maps all day, but city maps...

I feel like the relative positivity here is unique given the current situations in the world in general, and on the Internet in particular.

So here's my human son, to keep this site/app/whatever active and the people on it happy. Shout out to the lovely cat pics feed.

Is anyone else not quite sure how they got here? Like, I never used Twitter. My Facebook account hasn't seen a real post since high school. I still don't know how Instagram became more than an image filter app. *Why did I make this account? Why am I here?*

This is the first even vaguely political-related thing to make me laugh since the election. If I get even one person to see this and get a kick out of it, I'd consider making an account on here a success.