Come get you one.
Come get you one.
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
I promise you aren’t.
I promise you aren’t.
I said “what food”
She says “the food we will eat for dinner”
*eye twitches* NO SHIT. WHAT KIND OF FOOD!???
I’m just supposed to pull it out my ass?!!!
She tells me I can buy some snacks. Specifies “the good stuff”.
And I go “what snacks”
She goes “for thanksgiving”
I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE FOR. WHAT KIND LADY!!! WHAT KIND OF SNACKS!
Before I get not shit.
I said “what food”
She says “the food we will eat for dinner”
*eye twitches* NO SHIT. WHAT KIND OF FOOD!???
I’m just supposed to pull it out my ass?!!!
She tells me I can buy some snacks. Specifies “the good stuff”.
And I go “what snacks”
She goes “for thanksgiving”
I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE FOR. WHAT KIND LADY!!! WHAT KIND OF SNACKS!
Before I get not shit.
She tells me I can buy some snacks. Specifies “the good stuff”.
And I go “what snacks”
She goes “for thanksgiving”
I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE FOR. WHAT KIND LADY!!! WHAT KIND OF SNACKS!
Before I get not shit.
Do I keep a pillow and blanket in my car for naps? Yes.
Do I keep a pillow and blanket in my car for naps? Yes.
Jesus can’t come back and blow this bitch up fast enough fa me
Jesus can’t come back and blow this bitch up fast enough fa me