Velvet Hippo
velvethippo.bsky.social
Velvet Hippo
@velvethippo.bsky.social
Australian Public Servant so can't post much. Interested in da news, politics, and BJJ mostly.
@boontavista.com tell Ben that dance macabre was a ripper
October 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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🎶 The sleigh bells, they were ringin'
The snow was fallin down
The carolers were singin'
The day Santa Claus came into town

He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh
Laughed and flew above the trees
He made his way down the chimney shaft
The day Santa gave a gift to me

(follow my 🧵, in G 👇)
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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Not sure what my favourite part of this is, that the offender had a golden gun, that they were going to clown school, or that their claims to have accidently brought the gun were disproven by a calendar reminder to 'pack the gun'. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year
Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia to attend clown school with the gold-plated pistol, worth about $3,000, in her luggage
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2024 at 9:03 AM
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Refaat Alareer on the Falls Road in Belfast
December 7, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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🐎🐎 EPISODE 19 IS OUT NOW 🐎🐎

With readings in Mongolian, Arabic & Chinese, and with the sounds of Mongolian folk music, find out how the world's largest land empire rose and fell, and left the world we know behind.

Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5OJE...
YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyqS...
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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the Ask Historians subreddit is one of my favorite spots on the internet and the bottom of most of its posts look like this
December 3, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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Ausplay data on the major team sports participation in the ACT.

Like NSW, soccer is way out in front on participation, and like most places basketball is big.

Unlike other states, though, the ACT is fully mixed-code as far as the Barassi Line goes, pretty evenly spread between Rugby League and AFL
November 28, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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Every time someone complains about the size of Australia’s federal public service, remind them it is relatively smaller, compared to Australia’s population & labour force, than it was just over a decade ago despite having more responsibilities & work now #auspol
November 26, 2024 at 9:09 AM
youtu.be/TVpRN-R0ifA?... I really want to get one of these. We have a BYD Dolphin that is the perfect urban runabout. Our other car is a Skoda Kodiaq which is running fine so no need for a new car just yet but in a couple years maybe. The zippiness of the electric motors is just something else.
2025 BYD Shark 6 Premium | Can Australia’s first plug-in hybrid ute cope with the outback?
YouTube video by carsales.com.au
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November 19, 2024 at 9:36 AM
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if a manager has no metrics for judging productivity other than "is this person physically here" they are useless. even my shitty warehouse boss had metrics for productivity (line count) and he was dumb as hell.
November 19, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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Here's Woolies competing with Coles on price "every single day" #ACCC
November 17, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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For me, the most incredible artefacts from the ancient world are the letters people wrote on clay tablets and sent to one another over thousands of years in Mesopotamia, going back to more than 5,000 years ago.

They contain recognisable humanity, warmth and humour. Here's a thread of my favourites.
November 17, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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Solidarity to Canberra bus drivers taking a snap unprotected strike today to protest increasing occupational violence ✊️✊️✊️

Transport Minister critiques the strike for being "disruptive"... but that's kinda the point of a strike!
November 14, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Stand up... there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?
November 14, 2024 at 7:47 AM
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this rules

🇳🇿 #nzpol
November 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM