Merman
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🧜♂️ las vegas, New Mexico! where it’s always christmas iykyk
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Over the weekend, my brother took a chainsaw and cut his way into a ketamine junkie’s brain.
Now he lives there rent free.
I’ve never been more proud.
www.salon.com/2025/03/03/e...
Now he lives there rent free.
I’ve never been more proud.
www.salon.com/2025/03/03/e...
Elon Musk slams Mike Myers' impression of him on "SNL"
"Humor fails when it lies," Musk wrote in response to Myers' chainsaw-wielding impression in the show's cold open.
www.salon.com
March 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Over the weekend, my brother took a chainsaw and cut his way into a ketamine junkie’s brain.
Now he lives there rent free.
I’ve never been more proud.
www.salon.com/2025/03/03/e...
Now he lives there rent free.
I’ve never been more proud.
www.salon.com/2025/03/03/e...
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Live shot of Executive Branch
January 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Live shot of Executive Branch
“hey get back here!! i’m your crack spirit guide!!!”
January 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
“hey get back here!! i’m your crack spirit guide!!!”
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a farmhouse. Ireland
December 10, 2024 at 2:37 PM
a farmhouse. Ireland
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Nothing like a dead body to make front pages alive and talking about the outrageous practices of the American "healthcare" system...
December 9, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Nothing like a dead body to make front pages alive and talking about the outrageous practices of the American "healthcare" system...
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Happy Birthday Taylor Swift,,, we all love ya 🫶🏾
December 9, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Happy Birthday Taylor Swift,,, we all love ya 🫶🏾
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I'm putting together a team
December 10, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I'm putting together a team
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boo
BREAKING
Manhattan prosecutors have charged Luigi Mangione with the murder of Brian Thompson.
Manhattan prosecutors have charged Luigi Mangione with the murder of Brian Thompson.
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 AM
boo
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It’s Tuesday.
December 3, 2024 at 4:15 PM
It’s Tuesday.
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Don't follow me unless you enjoy bad jokes about horrible politicians and billionaire fuck faces.
December 3, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Don't follow me unless you enjoy bad jokes about horrible politicians and billionaire fuck faces.
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Your chances of being murdered by a raccoon are low…
…but never zero
…but never zero
December 3, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Your chances of being murdered by a raccoon are low…
…but never zero
…but never zero
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Watching the world go by
December 3, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Watching the world go by
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You can get a cream for this now
November 30, 2024 at 7:49 PM
You can get a cream for this now
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The road to the Handmaid’s Tale world is lined with smiling people telling you to stop overreacting.
November 25, 2024 at 10:16 PM
The road to the Handmaid’s Tale world is lined with smiling people telling you to stop overreacting.
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Brandon Graham said he tore his triceps, out for the season.
November 25, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Brandon Graham said he tore his triceps, out for the season.
is it too late for a fcf post?!
November 23, 2024 at 4:03 AM
is it too late for a fcf post?!
can’t believe steelers lost, but it was a great game.
November 22, 2024 at 7:37 PM
can’t believe steelers lost, but it was a great game.
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It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
November 21, 2024 at 10:54 AM
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
“good, fuck em” - unknown
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 AM
“good, fuck em” - unknown