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DM = An assumption that it's inevitable and unavoidable, that some utter gravity well of fate has enmeshed my inquisitor in a cataclysmic miasma from the midst of which talking to me seems like the least indigestible option.
DM = An assumption that it's inevitable and unavoidable, that some utter gravity well of fate has enmeshed my inquisitor in a cataclysmic miasma from the midst of which talking to me seems like the least indigestible option.
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For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
Who will be the first?
And BTW, on this day in 1973, Richard Nixon said, "People have got to know whether their president is a crook. I am not a crook."
Who will be the first?
And BTW, on this day in 1973, Richard Nixon said, "People have got to know whether their president is a crook. I am not a crook."
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
Who will be the first?
And BTW, on this day in 1973, Richard Nixon said, "People have got to know whether their president is a crook. I am not a crook."
Who will be the first?
And BTW, on this day in 1973, Richard Nixon said, "People have got to know whether their president is a crook. I am not a crook."
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
Kendall Marino for Senate from Nevada!
If our elected representatives had even a tenth of the determination it took to do what she did and end up eating Pringles the Senate sellout deal woulda never gone through.
STORY IN ALT TEXT
Kendall Marino for Senate from Nevada!
If our elected representatives had even a tenth of the determination it took to do what she did and end up eating Pringles the Senate sellout deal woulda never gone through.
STORY IN ALT TEXT
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
Kendall Marino for Senate from Nevada!
If our elected representatives had even a tenth of the determination it took to do what she did and end up eating Pringles the Senate sellout deal woulda never gone through.
STORY IN ALT TEXT
Kendall Marino for Senate from Nevada!
If our elected representatives had even a tenth of the determination it took to do what she did and end up eating Pringles the Senate sellout deal woulda never gone through.
STORY IN ALT TEXT
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
The job has really aged Scott Bessant...
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The job has really aged Scott Bessant...
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
The Orange Turd Melon campaigned on fear to deliver terror.
And that proved to be a winning strategy...
And that proved to be a winning strategy...
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Orange Turd Melon campaigned on fear to deliver terror.
And that proved to be a winning strategy...
And that proved to be a winning strategy...
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
The middle ages way of dealing with a pesky church was to seal the door and burn everyone inside alive. You give the human race scant credit for its progress...
Disgusting bastards. I hope these agents of terror feel what it's like to be hunted when the time comes.
Disgusting bastards. I hope these agents of terror feel what it's like to be hunted when the time comes.
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The middle ages way of dealing with a pesky church was to seal the door and burn everyone inside alive. You give the human race scant credit for its progress...
Disgusting bastards. I hope these agents of terror feel what it's like to be hunted when the time comes.
Disgusting bastards. I hope these agents of terror feel what it's like to be hunted when the time comes.
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
Kendall Marino for Senate from Nevada!
If our elected representatives had even a tenth of the determination it took to do what she did and end up eating Pringles the Senate sellout deal woulda never gone through.
STORY IN ALT TEXT
Kendall Marino for Senate from Nevada!
If our elected representatives had even a tenth of the determination it took to do what she did and end up eating Pringles the Senate sellout deal woulda never gone through.
STORY IN ALT TEXT
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
Kendall Marino for Senate from Nevada!
If our elected representatives had even a tenth of the determination it took to do what she did and end up eating Pringles the Senate sellout deal woulda never gone through.
STORY IN ALT TEXT
Kendall Marino for Senate from Nevada!
If our elected representatives had even a tenth of the determination it took to do what she did and end up eating Pringles the Senate sellout deal woulda never gone through.
STORY IN ALT TEXT
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
At least the demolition of the East Wing sprayed asbestos all over the nasty freaks swarming The White House, so there's that...
At least the demolition of the East Wing sprayed asbestos all over the nasty freaks swarming The White House, so there's that...
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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At least the demolition of the East Wing sprayed asbestos all over the nasty freaks swarming The White House, so there's that...
At least the demolition of the East Wing sprayed asbestos all over the nasty freaks swarming The White House, so there's that...
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
Who will be the first?
And BTW, on this day in 1973, Richard Nixon said, "People have got to know whether their president is a crook. I am not a crook."
And BTW, on this day in 1973, Richard Nixon said, "People have got to know whether their president is a crook. I am not a crook."
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Who will be the first?
And BTW, on this day in 1973, Richard Nixon said, "People have got to know whether their president is a crook. I am not a crook."
And BTW, on this day in 1973, Richard Nixon said, "People have got to know whether their president is a crook. I am not a crook."
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
Why would you lend creedence to Maher, a despicable, Quisling adjacent abbot pushing a tired, backward reaching form of irony? Were the craft services that good?
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Why would you lend creedence to Maher, a despicable, Quisling adjacent abbot pushing a tired, backward reaching form of irony? Were the craft services that good?
Just like the way you're called a Suppressive Person if you criticize Scientology...
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just like the way you're called a Suppressive Person if you criticize Scientology...
OK Megyn, Let's get specific. Is it OK for a 15 year old to eat my ass? Is it OK for me to try to make a 15 year old squirt? Is it OK for me to have a safe word with a 15 year old as we explore bondage?
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU UNHINGED EXCUSE MACHINE BITCH!
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU UNHINGED EXCUSE MACHINE BITCH!
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
OK Megyn, Let's get specific. Is it OK for a 15 year old to eat my ass? Is it OK for me to try to make a 15 year old squirt? Is it OK for me to have a safe word with a 15 year old as we explore bondage?
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU UNHINGED EXCUSE MACHINE BITCH!
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU UNHINGED EXCUSE MACHINE BITCH!
Sometimes, you can see brain rot from space...
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sometimes, you can see brain rot from space...
AI slop as the custodian of our cultural history...
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
AI slop as the custodian of our cultural history...
Just sticking to the facts is fun too. In his book Better Than Sex, Hunter S. Thompson got the details on Bill actually losing it not to a human female but rather a sheep...
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Just sticking to the facts is fun too. In his book Better Than Sex, Hunter S. Thompson got the details on Bill actually losing it not to a human female but rather a sheep...