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@vegasgello.bsky.social
Writer and chef, possibly human
DM = An assumption that it's inevitable and unavoidable, that some utter gravity well of fate has enmeshed my inquisitor in a cataclysmic miasma from the midst of which talking to me seems like the least indigestible option.
Pinned
William Randolph Hearst sold papers with giant headlines over lurid stories, crime, corruption, sex, and innuendo.
Hearst was, to Orson Welles, an abomination.
Cecilia Ager, reviewing Citizen Kane in PM Magazine, wrote: "Seeing it, it's as if you never really saw a movie before."
Where's our Welles?
The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine
WITH
That Thing Over There
AND
Mister Chair
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Senator John Blutarsky would have never been part of this...
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Have fun Dick...
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We moved from NYC to LA, from fun Mets to righteous scumbag Dodgers, none worse than Steve Garvey. His wife had a KABC show I saw, then we went to LAX to fly back for a visit. She was in the same outfit to go to JFK. She was alone. It showed how she looked so sad, but no one said Hi. They divorced.
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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In no other sport would Yamamoto and Ohtani be on the same side to prop up a team so old their bat speeds slowed down after the 18 inning game.
The #Dodgers have shown baseball that normies can't beat a freak show anymore. There's one place they'll be right at home...
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Another year of #Dodgers showing everyone that building a freak show is the way to win. Let's see if they sell out their fans in Boyle Heights by visiting what's left of the White House.
Now, on to more important things...
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
So let me get this straight...
It's up to the acting NASA administrator who was on The Real World nearly flashing to refute the sex tape star.
It's not like anything else is happening...
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sometimes, I randomly assemble a combination of things I come across and what I think might fit, so then people yell that I'm not making any sense and they get even more angry when I agree...
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Just another friendly word of advice to the local Democratic party...
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Optimism!
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The joys of institutional food #1
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's only a matter of time before some MAGA dipshit shows off their chunk of East Wing debris...
October 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This story saying the ref has been arrested is fake.
The #NBA got 99 problems and this ain't one.
Yet...
October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My mom's Uncle Artie was a Gambino soldier named with his older brother Pete in Robert F. Kennedy's report on organized crime. He woulda known exactly how to handle these useful idiots.
#NBA
October 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM