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702ajf
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · Aug 27
William Randolph Hearst sold papers with giant headlines over lurid stories, crime, corruption, sex, and innuendo.
Hearst was, to Orson Welles, an abomination.
Cecilia Ager, reviewing Citizen Kane in PM Magazine, wrote: "Seeing it, it's as if you never really saw a movie before."
Where's our Welles?
William Randolph Hearst sold papers with giant headlines over lurid stories, crime, corruption, sex, and innuendo. Hearst was, to Orson Welles, an abomination. Cecilia Ager, reviewing Citizen Kane in PM Magazine, wrote: "Seeing it, it's as if you never really saw a movie before." Where's our Welles? It was a fight from which neither man ever fully recovered. Hollywood executives tried to buy Citizen Kane to burn the negative. Exhibitors were intimidated. There were threats of blackmail, smears in newspapers and FBI investigations were opened. Decades passed until Citizen Kane was revived, until Orson Welles wasvrecignized for creating one of cinema's great masterpieces.
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The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine
WITH
That Thing Over There
AND
Mister Chair
The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine WITH HIS MIGHTY ARMS DROOPING TO THE FLOOR. That Thing Over There AND Mister Chair MISTER WEIGHT MACHINE FELT SO SAD. HE HAD BEEN LEFT The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine WITH That Thing Over There AND Mister Chair HIS MACHINE BUDDIES, THAT THING OVER THERE, AND, MISTER CHAIR, THEY DID THEIR BEST TO CONSOLE HIM That Thing Over There IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE ANYONE USED ME, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I DO. DOES THAT GET ME DOWN? NO WAY! Mister Chair ENNUI IS A FORCEVWHICH MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO TAKE HOLD IN A GYM! FIGHT, MAN, FIGHT! The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine WITH That Thing Over There AND Mister Chair THEN, A THERAPIST GOT MISTER WEIGHT MACHINE READY FOR HER NEXT CLIENT... Mister Weight Machine AT LAST! I CAN FEEL MY SENSE OF PURPOSE RESTORED! The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine There That Thing Over There AND Mister Chair MISTER WEIGHT MACHINE STOOD PROUD, READY AND THANKFUL! That Thing Over There YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL WITH YOUR HANDLES READY TO GRASP. Mister Chair RESISTANCE IS BENEFICIAL! Mister Weight Machine I'VE BEEN SHOWN HOW PRECIOUS FRIENDS ELEVATE THE QUALITY OF LIFE. WITHOUT, THAT THING OVER THERE, AND, MISTER CHAIR, I WOULD BE A DUMBELL!
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Senator John Blutarsky would have never been part of this...
Satire of the Animal House scene where the Deltas are being evicted and Bluto says, "They took the bar, the whole fucking bar" Caption Senator John Blutarsky would have never been part of this... THEY TOOK THE DEAL THE DUMBEST FUCKING DEAL
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Have fun Dick...
Satire Have fun Dick... Photo from Wikipedia repurposed Photo caption: THIS IMAGE WAS GENERATED BY A SECRET ELON MUSK MACHINE HOOKED UP TO A PSYCHIC TROLLING THE DEPTHS OF HELL. THIS IS HARRY WHITTINGTON, THE LATE TEXAS ATTORNEY THAT DICK CHEYNEY ACCIDENTALLY SHOT IN THE FACE. DICK CHEYNEY HAS ARRIVED IN HELL, WHERE HE WILL SPEND ETERNITY BEING ACCIDENTALLY SHOT IN THE FACE.
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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We moved from NYC to LA, from fun Mets to righteous scumbag Dodgers, none worse than Steve Garvey. His wife had a KABC show I saw, then we went to LAX to fly back for a visit. She was in the same outfit to go to JFK. She was alone. It showed how she looked so sad, but no one said Hi. They divorced.
Satire Photo of Annette Funicello, Phyllis Diller and Nancy Sinatra on the field at Dodger Stadium, wearing Dodger jerseys. Photo caption Back then, they only played Marry, F¥€k, kill in real life. Poor Phyllis. Comment, a true story We moved from NYC to LA, from fun Mets to righteous scumbag Dodgers, none worse than Steve Garvey. His wife had a KABC show I saw, then we went to LAX to fly back for a visit. She was in the same outfit to go to JFK. She was alone. It showed how she looked so sad, but no one said Hi. They divorced.
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Sinkhole opens on road in Long Beach, CA SATIRE CAPTION If you are a capitalist, there is less of Long Beach If you are a communist, Long Beach has been redistributed
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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In no other sport would Yamamoto and Ohtani be on the same side to prop up a team so old their bat speeds slowed down after the 18 inning game.
The #Dodgers have shown baseball that normies can't beat a freak show anymore. There's one place they'll be right at home...
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Satire Dodgers team bus pulls up to destroyed East Wing of the White House Quote bubble Remember guys, we're here to talk about international trade deals... Caption In no other sport would Yamamoto and Ohtani be on the same side to prop up a team so old their bat speeds slowed down after the 18 inning game. The #Dodgers have shown baseball that normies can't beat a freak show anymore. There's one place they'll be right at home...
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Another year of #Dodgers showing everyone that building a freak show is the way to win. Let's see if they sell out their fans in Boyle Heights by visiting what's left of the White House.
Now, on to more important things...
Another year of #Dodgers showing everyone that building a freak show is the way to win. Let's see if they sell out their fans in Boyle Heights by visiting what's left of the White House. Now, on to more important things... Photo caption Solid gold toilet up for auction with $10 million starting price Photo comment I would get it if I was flush with cash, ha ha! At least I didn't use my potty mouth, hee hee! But, in all seriousness, folks, whoever ends up with this gold toilet would have to keep it really clean so it wouldn't reflect badly on them! Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much! Three shows daily at the El Mocambo Room, where we keep the dubious Champagne and the jokes a-flowing!
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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So let me get this straight...
It's up to the acting NASA administrator who was on The Real World nearly flashing to refute the sex tape star.
It's not like anything else is happening...
THE MODERN ART OF DISTRACTION So let me get this straight... It's up to the acting NASA administrator who was on The Real World nearly flashing to refute the sex tape star. It's not like anything else is happening... On the Thursday, Oct. 30, episode of The Kardashians, the 45-year-old revealed that she doesn't believe the 1969 moon landing really happened — while trying to convince her All's Fair costar Sarah Paulson to have the same doubts. The U.S. Department of Education’s workforce has been reduced. 58% of staff received layoff notices or accepted resignation offers. After multiple reductions and reinstatements, the total reduction sits around 48% in a “final mission” to close the department. The administration is also firing 465 staff members in the Office of Elementary and Secondary Education, Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services and Office for Civil Rights.
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Sometimes, I randomly assemble a combination of things I come across and what I think might fit, so then people yell that I'm not making any sense and they get even more angry when I agree...
Sometimes, I randomly assemble a combination of things I come across and what I think might fit, so then people yell that I'm not making any sense and they get even more angry when I agree... Then, I don't know what to say on the Alt Text and those folks get the angriest of all...
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Just another friendly word of advice to the local Democratic party...
Just another friendly word of advice to the local Democratic party. Also, you may not have heard that the state case here against the fraudulent electors, including top Nevada Republicans, is going to proceed. Cops and working girls in Las Vegas. Prostitution is not legal in Clark County, Nevada...
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Optimism!
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Optimism! Picture of a swarm of rats with overlay After the midterms... We'll see what really happens to rats on a sinking ship Composite of The Orange Turd Melon centered around administration officials with a sinking ship over the face of The Orange Turd Melon
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The joys of institutional food #1
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #1 January 22, 2025 Can anyone read? Strawberry yogurt served despite the strawberry allergy notation on the ticket
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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The joys of institutional food #2
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #2 December 3, 2024 Cold Meat ravioli stuck together under cold sauce Cold vegetable plop Stale edged very faintly warm garlic bread Fruit cup Iced tea
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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The joys of institutional food #3
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #3 November 13, 2024 Long hair on food plate Straightened and photographed against tray lid for contrast
October 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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The joys of institutional food #4
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #5 October 11, 2024 Dinner Cold sandwich Thin tomato slice American cheese slice Deli meat slice Presentation lettuce Fruit cocktail
October 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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The joys of institutional food #5
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #5 October 7, 2024 Completely cold Stale fries Completely cold hot dog Dessert thing Four ounces of tea
October 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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The joys of institutional food #6
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #6 July 28, 2024 Half size white bread Thin tomato slice Two slices of deli meat Two inch bacon slice Presentation lettuce Stale cake 6 canned beet slices Macaroni salad portion 4 ounces of cold tea Sweetener
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The joys of institutional food #7
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #7 Can anyone read? Strawberry flavored ice cream served with strawberry allergy noted
October 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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The joys of institutional food #8
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #8 July 5, 2024 One slice of meat Three slices of beets Cold potatoes and gravy Fruit Cocktail Cold tea
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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The joys of institutional food #9
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #9 June 24, 2024 Cold dry sauce Rice with very little meat Cold corn Cold tea Roll 5 peach cocktail slices
October 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The joys of institutional food #10
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #10 May 24, 2024 Single slice of deli meat Very thin tomato and onion slices Cold soup Cold tea
October 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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The joys of institutional food #11
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #11 1/13/24 Can anyone read? Strawberry yogurt and strawberry condiment served despite strawberry allergy
October 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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It's only a matter of time before some MAGA dipshit shows off their chunk of East Wing debris...
It's only a matter of time before some MAGA dipshit shows off their chunk of East Wing debris... THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM A GREAT PLACE TO HANG AROUND Satirical use photos Epstein Football Motel sign
October 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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This story saying the ref has been arrested is fake.
The #NBA got 99 problems and this ain't one.
Yet...
Untrue story claims NBA referee was arrested by the FBI. Fake story falsely claims credible sports journalist is the source.
October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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My mom's Uncle Artie was a Gambino soldier named with his older brother Pete in Robert F. Kennedy's report on organized crime. He woulda known exactly how to handle these useful idiots.
#NBA
Yesterday's problem New season, same KAT... "He's got to be more intelligent..." Today's problem FBI ALLEGES GAMNLING SCHEME HELPED FINANCE NEW YORK MAFIA CRIME FAMILIES My mom's Uncle Artie was a Gambino soldier named with his older brother Pete in Robert F. Kennedy's report on organized crime. He woulda known exactly how to handle these useful idiots.
October 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM