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702ajf
@vegasgello.bsky.social
Writer and chef, possibly human
DM = An assumption that it's inevitable and unavoidable, that some utter gravity well of fate has enmeshed my inquisitor in a cataclysmic miasma from the midst of which talking to me seems like the least indigestible option.
I wish this was a more widely held view, so as to guard against sophistry...
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"Scraped together"
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There was one road through the GDR to Berlin. East Germans were told the shiny, new cars they saw on thid road were all the cars the west had, and that people in the west borrowed them to make the trip to Berlin...
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
At a certain point the sheer gravity of the situation becomes overwhelming...
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It emerges...
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I hold out no hope of these battery acid for brain chemical types ever coming to a realization that they are part of a shared humanity. All they know now is that the stickers gonna pass from their hands...
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
When even HELEN KELLER could see the truth, ya know?
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Yes, Laura Loomer got a job for her pool guy...
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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It must be exhausting to be evil 24 hours a day, especially in your dreams...
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Like totally man... Cali can detect bad karma from space, dude, so you best snap to it!
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Yeah, these types don't do shame...
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just because someone taught her how to speak in complete sentences doesn't mean anything changed...
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Pieced together...
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Who will be the first?
And BTW, on this day in 1973, Richard Nixon said, "People have got to know whether their president is a crook. I am not a crook."
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The Orange Turd Melon's reaction to the big flop in the Oval Office, explained...
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Kendall Marino for Senate from Nevada!
If our elected representatives had even a tenth of the determination it took to do what she did and end up eating Pringles the Senate sellout deal woulda never gone through.
STORY IN ALT TEXT
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Pieced together...
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM