I keep making kissing noises at the new pet water fountain thinking someone's at the food bowls.
November 5, 2023 at 6:10 PM
I keep making kissing noises at the new pet water fountain thinking someone's at the food bowls.
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if you don't want me to bring in dead lizards and leave them on the bed that's FINE i'm only trying to be HELPFUL and AFFECTIONATE it's not like it's a big deal or anything i don't even care
November 1, 2023 at 11:21 AM
if you don't want me to bring in dead lizards and leave them on the bed that's FINE i'm only trying to be HELPFUL and AFFECTIONATE it's not like it's a big deal or anything i don't even care
Gddamn I hope Trump keeps violating his gag orders.
November 1, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Gddamn I hope Trump keeps violating his gag orders.
Anyone remember the storyline from Transmetropolitan where one party was caught growing candidates in cloning vats to produce white men with a totally clean background which everyone would vote for?
No reason.
No reason.
October 26, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Anyone remember the storyline from Transmetropolitan where one party was caught growing candidates in cloning vats to produce white men with a totally clean background which everyone would vote for?
No reason.
No reason.
RIP Sir Jon Trimmer. You were a huge part of my childhood 🩰
October 26, 2023 at 12:39 AM
RIP Sir Jon Trimmer. You were a huge part of my childhood 🩰
My GP has dropped mask requirements. I feel so safe and cared for.
October 25, 2023 at 1:06 AM
My GP has dropped mask requirements. I feel so safe and cared for.
Two fat birdies in the rain outside my kitchen window 💚
October 24, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Two fat birdies in the rain outside my kitchen window 💚
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He Tweets for us all
October 18, 2023 at 2:55 AM
He Tweets for us all
Physio: Anything bad happen on Fri 13th?
Me: Don't think so. You?
Physio: Nah. Well a demon was summoned, but I think it only had tea.
I have so many questions.
Me: Don't think so. You?
Physio: Nah. Well a demon was summoned, but I think it only had tea.
I have so many questions.
October 17, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Physio: Anything bad happen on Fri 13th?
Me: Don't think so. You?
Physio: Nah. Well a demon was summoned, but I think it only had tea.
I have so many questions.
Me: Don't think so. You?
Physio: Nah. Well a demon was summoned, but I think it only had tea.
I have so many questions.
It's my Friday, it's been a very long week, I'm training today (aka my actual job aka 4 hours straight of talking and actually Being Engaged woth my trainees) and I'm just sitting in my kitchen with my empty coffee mug thinking "Gddamn I love my nails"
October 15, 2023 at 6:17 PM
It's my Friday, it's been a very long week, I'm training today (aka my actual job aka 4 hours straight of talking and actually Being Engaged woth my trainees) and I'm just sitting in my kitchen with my empty coffee mug thinking "Gddamn I love my nails"
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a lot of people online have to get a fucking grip lately. not me obviously
October 15, 2023 at 2:31 PM
a lot of people online have to get a fucking grip lately. not me obviously
There was a fledgling in my kitchen/dining area all day because when I initially searched for the source of the noise & couldn't find it I assumed someone had built a particularly loud nest on my roof.
October 5, 2023 at 6:53 AM
There was a fledgling in my kitchen/dining area all day because when I initially searched for the source of the noise & couldn't find it I assumed someone had built a particularly loud nest on my roof.
Bought my lunch today. Asked for the biryani. Was told no, because that wasn't biryani. It looks like biryani, but it's not biryani.
Glad my lunch wasn't as horrifically burnt as I was.
Glad my lunch wasn't as horrifically burnt as I was.
October 1, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Bought my lunch today. Asked for the biryani. Was told no, because that wasn't biryani. It looks like biryani, but it's not biryani.
Glad my lunch wasn't as horrifically burnt as I was.
Glad my lunch wasn't as horrifically burnt as I was.
Trying to avoid working by reading an article on inattentive-type ADHD but can't concentrate on it. Riddle me THAT, Batman.
September 30, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Trying to avoid working by reading an article on inattentive-type ADHD but can't concentrate on it. Riddle me THAT, Batman.
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Crone has no season
September 7, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Crone has no season
Yeah those heliotropes are problematic.
I’m going to create an entirely new kind of discourse. Maybe horses are problematic. Maybe crock pots aren’t working class. Maybe heliocentrism sets a bad example for children. Still workshopping.
September 3, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Yeah those heliotropes are problematic.