Vashti Stampede
vashtistampede.bsky.social
Vashti Stampede
@vashtistampede.bsky.social
Weird mysteries, pro-wrestling & weed

There’s more but y’all hate reading 💅🏾
Catching up on the Detective Conan manga.

Some of the chapters have been awesome.

Others have been predictable but might lead to significant character developmemt.
May 4, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Multiple wrestlers done slipped off these GCW ropes all week😑
April 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Rey Fenix's first WWE promo!

#SmackDown
April 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Mariah Carey popped into her 13-year-old son’s bedroom and ended up in his Twitch stream for a second.

He got embarrassed and asked her to leave his room.

Also, “Mrs. Carey.” 😂
April 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I must be the only one loving Charlotte as a Real Housewife on the mic. 😂 #Smackdown
April 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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OMG
For my Janelle Monáe fans, she’s releasing a graphic novel for The ArchAndroid. Omfg 😱🤯
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
NOT HIS BOOTY CHEEK OUT WAIT FIX THAT #AEWRevolution
March 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
WHAT ARE THESE IDIOTS DOING 😭😭🙃 #AEWRevolution
March 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I hope everyone got tested for everything.
Will & Kyle are DUMB OMFG #AEWRevolution
March 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Will & Kyle are DUMB OMFG #AEWRevolution
March 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This cage match is just himbos being dumb. #AEWRevolution
March 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
March 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Excalibur tried to move on immediately 😂
Why Nigel say that she was Nana's mama 😄😄😄
March 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Loving the Rack Attack homage from Swerve.
March 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Mercedes has been putting on bangers and Momo made her earn that win #AEWRevolution
March 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Peep how she gotta come out with her wig slightly forward cause they ALWAYS push it back 😂🤷🏾‍♀️
I pray Momo don't fuck up Mercedes' wig!
March 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Oh my god. That was the grossest Angels Wings I've ever seen. I hope MJF is okay after that. FACE FIRST
March 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I pray Momo don't fuck up Mercedes' wig!
March 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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And this is why Michelle Obama and her "when they go low we go high" comment was complete buffoonery

Never listen to them niggas again.
February 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Also please remember

No is a complete sentence now more than ever .
February 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We need Naomi & Biaca to turn heel so they can coordinate their outfits with the Street Profits.

Please understand, I like my wrestling extra fashionable.
February 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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DJ Akademiks is a genital wart on the culture that id love to see cut this year
January 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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This
People who think consent is a mood killer are likely used to having to coerce people or rely on people’s discomfort with speaking up in order to have intimate contact.

A “can I touch you?” From someone I WANT to touch me only makes me want to be touched by them MORE 🤷🏽‍♀️
If you're a "consent ruins the mood" person, ik it's a skill issue and you're not a real fucker. A man who asked for consent literally every step of the way provided me with one of the best sexual experiences I ever had. He worked my consent into an opportunity for teasing + begging.
January 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Don’t worry, I found a loose crank on the ground and I put it in my pocket.
Don’t forget to bring a boat oar, mummified cat, cassette deck cleaning cassette, and 9mm handgun rounds.

Adventure games taught me you might need anything at any time.
January 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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KNOW THIS: Altadena is a predominantly African-American community community where Black families were redlined into. It’s not the Palisades, but losing homes, livelihoods & generational wealth is equally devastating.

Communities targeted by redlining have historic reasons to distrust government.
January 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM