Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
@variola13.bsky.social
Scientist, lecturer, lefty, gamer, book nerd. Sarcastic individual, into silliness, medicine, anatomy, & forensics. Wears odd socks. Death positive 💀 #ME NB: often inappropriate.
She/her.
DMs welcome if we have had some kind of interaction on here.
She/her.
DMs welcome if we have had some kind of interaction on here.
I imagine the laces might get in the way…
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November 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I imagine the laces might get in the way…
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🤭
You woke up thinking about me didn’t you? 🤭
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
You woke up thinking about me didn’t you? 🤭
You are your own worst enemy, that said, I used to be the same when teaching. You know the tidal wave is approaching.
I have some clean laundry and books on the stairs, I’m hoping I can say they are blocking my way into work.
I have some clean laundry and books on the stairs, I’m hoping I can say they are blocking my way into work.
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
You are your own worst enemy, that said, I used to be the same when teaching. You know the tidal wave is approaching.
I have some clean laundry and books on the stairs, I’m hoping I can say they are blocking my way into work.
I have some clean laundry and books on the stairs, I’m hoping I can say they are blocking my way into work.
What are you saying about my character??
<<< shocked face
😂😂😂
<<< shocked face
😂😂😂
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
What are you saying about my character??
<<< shocked face
😂😂😂
<<< shocked face
😂😂😂
😆😆
Nope, not make or break, just wondering how ‘experimental’ you get 🤭🤭
Nope, not make or break, just wondering how ‘experimental’ you get 🤭🤭
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Nope, not make or break, just wondering how ‘experimental’ you get 🤭🤭
Nope, not make or break, just wondering how ‘experimental’ you get 🤭🤭
That looks good!
How are you at making profiteroles? 🤭
How are you at making profiteroles? 🤭
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
That looks good!
How are you at making profiteroles? 🤭
How are you at making profiteroles? 🤭
I’ve seen shiner… 🤭
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I’ve seen shiner… 🤭
Owwww! You poor thing, mouth ulcers are the worst. ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Owwww! You poor thing, mouth ulcers are the worst. ❤️
He has the best lines!
“Oh drat these naughty computers they are so naughty and so complex I could pinch them”
😂
“Oh drat these naughty computers they are so naughty and so complex I could pinch them”
😂
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
He has the best lines!
“Oh drat these naughty computers they are so naughty and so complex I could pinch them”
😂
“Oh drat these naughty computers they are so naughty and so complex I could pinch them”
😂
You’re right, it doesn’t look moist enough 🤭
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You’re right, it doesn’t look moist enough 🤭
There is a beautiful cormorant statue situated just down the road from me 😊
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There is a beautiful cormorant statue situated just down the road from me 😊
Ta da!!! ☺️
Or not quite what you meant?
Or not quite what you meant?
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ta da!!! ☺️
Or not quite what you meant?
Or not quite what you meant?
Such a good-looking bird, beautiful plumage.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Such a good-looking bird, beautiful plumage.
It’s good you recognise the behaviours, the time available needs to be soaked up by something.
Strangely enough I just had a “hmm you are feeling odd, what’s going on” discussion with myself, I’m still not sure, but something is amiss.
So I’ve gone to bed.
Strangely enough I just had a “hmm you are feeling odd, what’s going on” discussion with myself, I’m still not sure, but something is amiss.
So I’ve gone to bed.
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It’s good you recognise the behaviours, the time available needs to be soaked up by something.
Strangely enough I just had a “hmm you are feeling odd, what’s going on” discussion with myself, I’m still not sure, but something is amiss.
So I’ve gone to bed.
Strangely enough I just had a “hmm you are feeling odd, what’s going on” discussion with myself, I’m still not sure, but something is amiss.
So I’ve gone to bed.
There is often midweek football next to where I work, I never get the train because of it. Pissed up idiots filling the hall, and having to queue up as they only let a few on the train at once. BTP are usually close, or permanently there depending on the team playing.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
There is often midweek football next to where I work, I never get the train because of it. Pissed up idiots filling the hall, and having to queue up as they only let a few on the train at once. BTP are usually close, or permanently there depending on the team playing.
Ugh what a waste of oxygen.
Football or general idiocy?
Football or general idiocy?
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ugh what a waste of oxygen.
Football or general idiocy?
Football or general idiocy?
Some EIb?
Oh, phone is upside down..
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Oh, phone is upside down..
🤭
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Some EIb?
Oh, phone is upside down..
🤭
Oh, phone is upside down..
🤭
What can I say, it’s the teacher in me 😂
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What can I say, it’s the teacher in me 😂
You have all these fans of your socks, whereas I like them but I think you could raise your game 🤭🤭
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You have all these fans of your socks, whereas I like them but I think you could raise your game 🤭🤭
Oh and these are good!
Also if you are happy with matching bright funky socks, Amazon is good
#sockguru
www.myoddballs.com/collections/...
Also if you are happy with matching bright funky socks, Amazon is good
#sockguru
www.myoddballs.com/collections/...
Socks
Find something for everyone from the colourful, bright and funky sock range by OddBalls. Buy individually or in bundles and add colour to your sock drawer!
www.myoddballs.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh and these are good!
Also if you are happy with matching bright funky socks, Amazon is good
#sockguru
www.myoddballs.com/collections/...
Also if you are happy with matching bright funky socks, Amazon is good
#sockguru
www.myoddballs.com/collections/...
You need to get some loud socks!
All mine are from United oddsocks but I appreciate that might be a bit advanced for your tastes 😂
All mine are from United oddsocks but I appreciate that might be a bit advanced for your tastes 😂
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You need to get some loud socks!
All mine are from United oddsocks but I appreciate that might be a bit advanced for your tastes 😂
All mine are from United oddsocks but I appreciate that might be a bit advanced for your tastes 😂
I do too, I have many pairs but they are all getting a bit old now
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I do too, I have many pairs but they are all getting a bit old now
Nice, stripy with a flash of contrasting toe colour
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nice, stripy with a flash of contrasting toe colour