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Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
@variola13.bsky.social
Scientist, lecturer, lefty, gamer, book nerd. Sarcastic individual, into silliness, medicine, anatomy, & forensics. Wears odd socks. Death positive 💀 #ME NB: often inappropriate.
She/her.

DMs welcome if we have had some kind of interaction on here.
Pinned
Still cracking up over this, so it’s getting pride of place as my pinned post for a bit 😂

#ENFJ
Bedtime, instead of music, it’s a cartoon.

I love Marvin! 😆

youtu.be/NT5zcmLeRLo?...
Best of Marvin the Martian
YouTube video by ltclassics
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Without downloading any new pics what’s it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Not a ruddy chance in hell that will happen! 😆
Unlike other occasions, today you'll display your true feelings. Even when you hide them they're still there, deep inside you. You may think that showing your feelings is a sign of weakness, but today you'll show the world that your heart isn't made of stone, and you'll let yourself go.
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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#ENFJ
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It’s been constant rain all day, I actually love it, I can sit here under my heated blanket, reading my book and listening to it rain. It feeds my soul. ❤️

#booksky
it is raining outside of a window with a bird flying in the distance .
ALT: it is raining outside of a window with a bird flying in the distance .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This need to be a thing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I’m not allowed to look at my phone or drink my coffee, I just have to give fuss.

#caturday
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
For the salmon, you have to lay upstream in a river, wait till they leap up and then hold your breath as they ‘deposit’ all over you.

As a scientist I cannot explain how much this article irks me. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
The result of not eating much for dinner is waking up hungry in the middle of the night.

Peanut butter sandwich it is then

#insomniasnacks #insomniaclub
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Now the prices have dropped, I invested in a heated through, absolute bliss ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When the next pandemic comes, and it will, it will be the same.
Nothing will change, no “lessons will be learned”
As long as we keep putting scientifically illiterate career-politicians in charge, who think scientific advice is optional, this cycle will continue
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...
Covid inquiry: UK did 'too little, too late', leading to thousands more Covid deaths, says inquiry
The inquiry says an earlier lockdown could have saved 23,000 lives in the first wave in England - and lockdown could have been avoided altogether with earlier interventions.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“The driver was also reminded about the seriousness of celebrating Christmas before December”

😆

www.itv.com/news/meridia...
www.itv.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Wandering about in the dark, then gave up completely by try 6.

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November 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I concur-absolutely worth a listen.
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s 10pm and my to-do list is looking at me like 👀

Tomorrrow I will definitely do some of the things I have been ignoring today.

Probably.
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I realised today that people you haven’t interacted with for a while appear on your ‘discover’ tab too. Useful (or not) when you are endlessly scrolling and ❤️ ing things
Just realised why someone I haven’t had contact with in months keeps popping up on my timeline… I still have them on my “don’t want to miss” list that I click on all the time 🤦‍♀️
Well done, Heather they don’t need to be a follower to stay on a list.

Tech genius right here
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
Just realised why someone I haven’t had contact with in months keeps popping up on my timeline… I still have them on my “don’t want to miss” list that I click on all the time 🤦‍♀️
Well done, Heather they don’t need to be a follower to stay on a list.

Tech genius right here
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
The CDC website has been lobotomized. Where it once presented the decades of evidence debunking the false claims of a link between vaccines and autism, that has now been replaced with junk science.
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Conversations with The Boy on the family chat
😂
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM