IGNORE THIS I JUST WANT A DIFFERENT PICTURE FOR MY PINNED

[about to go home so I can write......]

OH FUCK NO.
BLOCKED.
DELETED.
STARTING A NEW PROFILE.

SUDDENLY EVERYONE’S WALKING AROUND WITH THESE TINY FLESH COINS STUCK TO THEIR TORSOS LIKE BAD FASHION STATEMENTS. IT’S A BIOLOGICAL HORROR SHOW. A DESIGN FLAW SO BLATANT EVEN THE CONDESCENSION WOULD LAUGH HER ASS OFF.

RIP THEM OFF AND THROW THEM INTO THE NEAREST DROSS COFFER WHERE THEY BELONG.

I LOOKED IT UP.
I LOOKED UP “WHOOL” BECAUSE YOU KEPT SAYING IT LIKE IT WAS A REAL WORD, AND YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND???

SOME BIZARRE SPACE CREATURE FROM A TOTALLY UNRELATED FUCKING GALAXY WHOSE ENTIRE BIOLOGICAL CLAIM TO FAME IS SOUR ASS WASTE.

[LMAO????]

DO NOT.
TEACH HER SWEARS.
ALSO DON'T TOUCH HER BECAUSE SHE BITES AND DOESNT STOP BITING

NOBODY ELSE FOLLOW ME

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP ASSHOLES CAUSE I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

❌ CRONUS AMPORA IS CANCELLED ❌

THIS FONZIE WANNABE HAS BEEN CRAWLING AROUND PESTERING EVERYONE UNTIL THEY'RE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HIS FAKE CHARISMA AND UNWANTED FLIRTATION! 💢

NO ONE WANTS YOUR PICK-UP LINES. YOU CREEP INCARNATE!!!

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🎨 I mostly shitpost, or draw, I'll occasionally do a mock Karkat here for funsies. I’m not amazing at scene/worldbuilding (yet), but I like watching and learning. Expect memes, lower effort engagement, and occasional art.

POSTING THIS HERE TOO

OKAY, I’VE HAD ENOUGH. WHAT THE FUCK IS A KINNIE?

I KEEP SEEING THIS DAMN WORD EVERYWHERE. PEOPLE ARE OUT HERE SAYING “OMG, I KIN KARKAT” LIKE IT’S A CASUAL THING.

I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU DON’T WANT THE FIVE BUCKS. YOU JUST WANT AN AUDIENCE FOR YOUR DERANGED LITTLE PYRO SELF INDUCED EXPLOSION DRAMA 💢

(this is satire/in character)

HER. THIGHS. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT HER THIGHS.

P U B L I C LY
CASUALLY!!!

YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT WHERE THE SEROTONIN’S MADE? HOW ABOUT I REDIRECT YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY STRAIGHT TO "GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN WIFE AND LEAVE MINE ALONE" YOU THIRSTY INTERNET CRYPTID 💢