COMMANDER KARKAT
@vantasspeaks.bsky.social
LOUD ENOUGH TO DROWN OUT YOUR BULLSHIT
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KARKAT KINNIE
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ADMIN - DZ
KNIGHT OF SHITPOSTING
KARKAT KINNIE
ONLINE / FREE []
LURKING / WORKING [X]
Pinned
IGNORE THIS I JUST WANT A DIFFERENT PICTURE FOR MY PINNED
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU THE EXPERT ON WRIGGLER TROLL HYBRIDS?!
[Karkat holds up his arm, the cuff on his wrist covered in bite marks/dents] >:[
[Karkat holds up his arm, the cuff on his wrist covered in bite marks/dents] >:[
ii mean 2ure.
you really thiink that 2he would do that two eii though?
> You purposefully ask this, because obviously Iffy is the favored guardian if KK thinks he's going to get eaten. But if he was eaten, Iffy would be upset.
you really thiink that 2he would do that two eii though?
> You purposefully ask this, because obviously Iffy is the favored guardian if KK thinks he's going to get eaten. But if he was eaten, Iffy would be upset.
SOLLUX MAY I REMIND YOU THAT SOMETHING DOES NOT NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE BIGGER OR SMALLER THAN YOU IN ORDER TO RIP A THROAT OUT AND / OR CAUSE BODILY HARM?!
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU THE EXPERT ON WRIGGLER TROLL HYBRIDS?!
[Karkat holds up his arm, the cuff on his wrist covered in bite marks/dents] >:[
[Karkat holds up his arm, the cuff on his wrist covered in bite marks/dents] >:[
SOLLUX MAY I REMIND YOU THAT SOMETHING DOES NOT NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE BIGGER OR SMALLER THAN YOU IN ORDER TO RIP A THROAT OUT AND / OR CAUSE BODILY HARM?!
and look at you, youre a giiant.
do you really thiink 2he2 goiing two get biig enough two eat you?
beecau2e ii dont thiink 2o.
unle22 you plan two 2tart 2hriinkiing a2 you get old or whatever 2tupiid non2en2e.
do you really thiink 2he2 goiing two get biig enough two eat you?
beecau2e ii dont thiink 2o.
unle22 you plan two 2tart 2hriinkiing a2 you get old or whatever 2tupiid non2en2e.
YEAH, FOR NOW
SHES GOING TO WORK HER WAY UP TO IT, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT HER. SHE KEEPS BITING EVERYTHING >:[
SHES GOING TO WORK HER WAY UP TO IT, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT HER. SHE KEEPS BITING EVERYTHING >:[
October 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
SOLLUX MAY I REMIND YOU THAT SOMETHING DOES NOT NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE BIGGER OR SMALLER THAN YOU IN ORDER TO RIP A THROAT OUT AND / OR CAUSE BODILY HARM?!
YEAH, FOR NOW
SHES GOING TO WORK HER WAY UP TO IT, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT HER. SHE KEEPS BITING EVERYTHING >:[
SHES GOING TO WORK HER WAY UP TO IT, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT HER. SHE KEEPS BITING EVERYTHING >:[
you are exaggeratiing a liittle ii thiink.
2he ii2 obviiou2ly way two 2mall two eat you.
2he ii2 obviiou2ly way two 2mall two eat you.
STOP! FULL STOP!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY. THIS IS EVIDENCE OF A HORRIFIC EVENT UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW!!!!
MY WRIGGLER IS DEVOURING PETS!!
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! FIRST IT’S A GOLDFISH, NEXT IT’S THE FAMILY BARKBEAST, AND THEN IT’S ME!!!
MY WRIGGLER IS DEVOURING PETS!!
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! FIRST IT’S A GOLDFISH, NEXT IT’S THE FAMILY BARKBEAST, AND THEN IT’S ME!!!
October 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
YEAH, FOR NOW
SHES GOING TO WORK HER WAY UP TO IT, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT HER. SHE KEEPS BITING EVERYTHING >:[
SHES GOING TO WORK HER WAY UP TO IT, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT HER. SHE KEEPS BITING EVERYTHING >:[
STOP! FULL STOP!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY. THIS IS EVIDENCE OF A HORRIFIC EVENT UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW!!!!
MY WRIGGLER IS DEVOURING PETS!!
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! FIRST IT’S A GOLDFISH, NEXT IT’S THE FAMILY BARKBEAST, AND THEN IT’S ME!!!
MY WRIGGLER IS DEVOURING PETS!!
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! FIRST IT’S A GOLDFISH, NEXT IT’S THE FAMILY BARKBEAST, AND THEN IT’S ME!!!
September 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
STOP! FULL STOP!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY. THIS IS EVIDENCE OF A HORRIFIC EVENT UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW!!!!
MY WRIGGLER IS DEVOURING PETS!!
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! FIRST IT’S A GOLDFISH, NEXT IT’S THE FAMILY BARKBEAST, AND THEN IT’S ME!!!
MY WRIGGLER IS DEVOURING PETS!!
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! FIRST IT’S A GOLDFISH, NEXT IT’S THE FAMILY BARKBEAST, AND THEN IT’S ME!!!
OH FUCK YOU CAPTOR, SHE WASN’T “LOST” UNTIL IFREYA GOT INVOLVED. I’M HANDLING IT. EVERYONE ELSE CAN STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE /NOT/ HELPFUL!!!
nevermiind he ii2nt that re2pon2iible.
he lo2t a baby apparently.
he lo2t a baby apparently.
September 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
OH FUCK YOU CAPTOR, SHE WASN’T “LOST” UNTIL IFREYA GOT INVOLVED. I’M HANDLING IT. EVERYONE ELSE CAN STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE /NOT/ HELPFUL!!!
NO. NO HEROICS. NO “STEP ASIDE, I GOT THIS.” BULLSHIT.
YOU DON’T GOT THIS. SHE’S A VANTAS. SHE’S MY RESPONSIBILITY. STAY BACK AND LET ME HANDLE IT!! [Karkat is about to have a fucking aneurysm]
YOU DON’T GOT THIS. SHE’S A VANTAS. SHE’S MY RESPONSIBILITY. STAY BACK AND LET ME HANDLE IT!! [Karkat is about to have a fucking aneurysm]
HM
CUTE, SHARP TEETH N LIKES VIOLENCE HUH
MOVE ASIDE AMATEURS I GOT THIS 💥
CUTE, SHARP TEETH N LIKES VIOLENCE HUH
MOVE ASIDE AMATEURS I GOT THIS 💥
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HER?! SHE'S LIKE A FOOT AND A HALF TALL AND DOESN'T STOP SCREAMING- HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE HER!?!?
NOBODY MOVE. THE SMALL ONE IS LOOSE!!! SHE HAS SHARP TEETH. SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, THEN DO NOT APPROACH THE TINY PINK TROLL!!!
NOBODY MOVE. THE SMALL ONE IS LOOSE!!! SHE HAS SHARP TEETH. SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, THEN DO NOT APPROACH THE TINY PINK TROLL!!!
September 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
NO. NO HEROICS. NO “STEP ASIDE, I GOT THIS.” BULLSHIT.
YOU DON’T GOT THIS. SHE’S A VANTAS. SHE’S MY RESPONSIBILITY. STAY BACK AND LET ME HANDLE IT!! [Karkat is about to have a fucking aneurysm]
YOU DON’T GOT THIS. SHE’S A VANTAS. SHE’S MY RESPONSIBILITY. STAY BACK AND LET ME HANDLE IT!! [Karkat is about to have a fucking aneurysm]
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HER?! SHE'S LIKE A FOOT AND A HALF TALL AND DOESN'T STOP SCREAMING- HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE HER!?!?
NOBODY MOVE. THE SMALL ONE IS LOOSE!!! SHE HAS SHARP TEETH. SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, THEN DO NOT APPROACH THE TINY PINK TROLL!!!
NOBODY MOVE. THE SMALL ONE IS LOOSE!!! SHE HAS SHARP TEETH. SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, THEN DO NOT APPROACH THE TINY PINK TROLL!!!
KAaARKAaAT I LOST THE BAaABY
September 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HER?! SHE'S LIKE A FOOT AND A HALF TALL AND DOESN'T STOP SCREAMING- HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE HER!?!?
NOBODY MOVE. THE SMALL ONE IS LOOSE!!! SHE HAS SHARP TEETH. SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, THEN DO NOT APPROACH THE TINY PINK TROLL!!!
NOBODY MOVE. THE SMALL ONE IS LOOSE!!! SHE HAS SHARP TEETH. SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, THEN DO NOT APPROACH THE TINY PINK TROLL!!!
[ Karkat lights the fire, thrusts a couple sticks and skewers at Gamzee, and glares]
THERE. IT’S LIT. YOU HAVE YOUR TOOLS. NOW TRY NOT TO TORCH YOUR FACE OFF LIKE THE SUGAR OBSESSED JACKASS YOU ARE.
AND YOU @mistakecollective.bsky.social BEHAVE
THERE. IT’S LIT. YOU HAVE YOUR TOOLS. NOW TRY NOT TO TORCH YOUR FACE OFF LIKE THE SUGAR OBSESSED JACKASS YOU ARE.
AND YOU @mistakecollective.bsky.social BEHAVE
[ Gamzee chuckled, unphased by KK’s little rant about clowns. He looked at the fire pit and he pulled out his bag of marshmallows. ]
Aw, KaRbRo Is GoNnA mAkE uS wIcKeD mOtHeRfUckInG S’mOrEs! :o)
(( Hellooooo~!))
Aw, KaRbRo Is GoNnA mAkE uS wIcKeD mOtHeRfUckInG S’mOrEs! :o)
(( Hellooooo~!))
[Karkat lures Gamzee to a proper fire pit. He is already stacking wood into it, muttering about how he’s going to die surrounded by idiots with sugar addictions and no critical thinking skills]
STUPID. FUCKING. CLOWNS.
(anyways guys meet my good friend :3)
STUPID. FUCKING. CLOWNS.
(anyways guys meet my good friend :3)
September 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
[ Karkat lights the fire, thrusts a couple sticks and skewers at Gamzee, and glares]
THERE. IT’S LIT. YOU HAVE YOUR TOOLS. NOW TRY NOT TO TORCH YOUR FACE OFF LIKE THE SUGAR OBSESSED JACKASS YOU ARE.
AND YOU @mistakecollective.bsky.social BEHAVE
THERE. IT’S LIT. YOU HAVE YOUR TOOLS. NOW TRY NOT TO TORCH YOUR FACE OFF LIKE THE SUGAR OBSESSED JACKASS YOU ARE.
AND YOU @mistakecollective.bsky.social BEHAVE
[Karkat lures Gamzee to a proper fire pit. He is already stacking wood into it, muttering about how he’s going to die surrounded by idiots with sugar addictions and no critical thinking skills]
STUPID. FUCKING. CLOWNS.
(anyways guys meet my good friend :3)
STUPID. FUCKING. CLOWNS.
(anyways guys meet my good friend :3)
[ The clown was happy his friend was just merely protecting him but also sad a little. ]
bUt It WaS uNsCeNtEd… hUmAnS sAy iTs SaFe! :o(
hOnK :o)
[ he was going to follow Karkat anyway for a proper smores ]
bUt It WaS uNsCeNtEd… hUmAnS sAy iTs SaFe! :o(
hOnK :o)
[ he was going to follow Karkat anyway for a proper smores ]
September 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
[Karkat lures Gamzee to a proper fire pit. He is already stacking wood into it, muttering about how he’s going to die surrounded by idiots with sugar addictions and no critical thinking skills]
STUPID. FUCKING. CLOWNS.
(anyways guys meet my good friend :3)
STUPID. FUCKING. CLOWNS.
(anyways guys meet my good friend :3)
[AGGRESSIVELY TAPPING THE POST FOR ANYONE THINKING IM "TOO MEAN" TO IFREYA]
"Karkat be nice to Iffy-"
OKAY, LISTEN UP, BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOME OF YOU NEED THIS INFORMATION SPELLED OUT N FRONT OF YOU.
TROLL RELATIONSHIPS AREN’T ALL SUNSHINE AND MUTUAL MEDITATION. WE’RE BIOLOGICALLY AND CULTURALLY PRIMED FOR CONFRONTATIONAL BONDING. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
OKAY, LISTEN UP, BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOME OF YOU NEED THIS INFORMATION SPELLED OUT N FRONT OF YOU.
TROLL RELATIONSHIPS AREN’T ALL SUNSHINE AND MUTUAL MEDITATION. WE’RE BIOLOGICALLY AND CULTURALLY PRIMED FOR CONFRONTATIONAL BONDING. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
[AGGRESSIVELY TAPPING THE POST FOR ANYONE THINKING IM "TOO MEAN" TO IFREYA]
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU 𝗧𝗥𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚 TO MAKE ME JEALOUS?! WHY DO YOU DO THINGS JUST TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME?!?!
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LOW QUALITY HUMAN SLOP GAME !!!
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LOW QUALITY HUMAN SLOP GAME !!!
2he a2k2 you fiir2t beecau2e 2he loooove2 you and want2 two do actiiviitiie2 wiith you.
but iit2 fiine iif you want two bee dumb and turn her down beecau2e ii wiill bee here two 2woop iin and help her make you jealou2 or whatever.
but anyway ii diid ju2t want two try that game out.
but iit2 fiine iif you want two bee dumb and turn her down beecau2e ii wiill bee here two 2woop iin and help her make you jealou2 or whatever.
but anyway ii diid ju2t want two try that game out.
EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME?!
SHE ASKED ME FIRST. SHE ALWAYS ASKS ME FIRST!!
AND THEN YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SIT THERE AND OPENLY TALK ABOUT MAKING ME JEALOUS LIKE ASSHOLES?! 💢
WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM. CONGRATULATIONS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
SHE ASKED ME FIRST. SHE ALWAYS ASKS ME FIRST!!
AND THEN YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SIT THERE AND OPENLY TALK ABOUT MAKING ME JEALOUS LIKE ASSHOLES?! 💢
WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM. CONGRATULATIONS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
September 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU 𝗧𝗥𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚 TO MAKE ME JEALOUS?! WHY DO YOU DO THINGS JUST TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME?!?!
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LOW QUALITY HUMAN SLOP GAME !!!
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LOW QUALITY HUMAN SLOP GAME !!!
EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME?!
SHE ASKED ME FIRST. SHE ALWAYS ASKS ME FIRST!!
AND THEN YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SIT THERE AND OPENLY TALK ABOUT MAKING ME JEALOUS LIKE ASSHOLES?! 💢
WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM. CONGRATULATIONS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
SHE ASKED ME FIRST. SHE ALWAYS ASKS ME FIRST!!
AND THEN YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SIT THERE AND OPENLY TALK ABOUT MAKING ME JEALOUS LIKE ASSHOLES?! 💢
WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM. CONGRATULATIONS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
iill play wiith you iif you want eii.
we wiill have 2o much fun and kk wiill bee jealou2 and wiill want two joiin you next tiime probably.
we wiill have 2o much fun and kk wiill bee jealou2 and wiill want two joiin you next tiime probably.
KAaARKAaAT won't plaAay aAamong us with me 😡
September 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME?!
SHE ASKED ME FIRST. SHE ALWAYS ASKS ME FIRST!!
AND THEN YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SIT THERE AND OPENLY TALK ABOUT MAKING ME JEALOUS LIKE ASSHOLES?! 💢
WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM. CONGRATULATIONS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
SHE ASKED ME FIRST. SHE ALWAYS ASKS ME FIRST!!
AND THEN YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SIT THERE AND OPENLY TALK ABOUT MAKING ME JEALOUS LIKE ASSHOLES?! 💢
WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM. CONGRATULATIONS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WILLINGLY SUBJECT MYSELF TO A GARBAGE HUMAN GAME THAT DOES NOTHING BUT TURN FRIENDS INTO BACKSTABBING SHITSTAINS AND PARANOID LUNATICS?!?
I’M NOT PLAYING YOUR GASLIGHTING SPACE SIMULATOR 💢
I’M NOT PLAYING YOUR GASLIGHTING SPACE SIMULATOR 💢
KAaARKAaAT won't plaAay aAamong us with me 😡
September 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WILLINGLY SUBJECT MYSELF TO A GARBAGE HUMAN GAME THAT DOES NOTHING BUT TURN FRIENDS INTO BACKSTABBING SHITSTAINS AND PARANOID LUNATICS?!?
I’M NOT PLAYING YOUR GASLIGHTING SPACE SIMULATOR 💢
I’M NOT PLAYING YOUR GASLIGHTING SPACE SIMULATOR 💢
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DO YOU EVER GET TIRED OF BEING THE MOST AGGRAVATING CREATURE TO EVER EXIST, OR IS THIS SOME KIND OF FULL-TIME PROFESSION FOR YOU???
DELETE THIS. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I INVENT A NEW KIND OF SUFFERING JUST FOR YOU
DELETE THIS. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I INVENT A NEW KIND OF SUFFERING JUST FOR YOU
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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DO YOU EVER GET TIRED OF BEING THE MOST AGGRAVATING CREATURE TO EVER EXIST, OR IS THIS SOME KIND OF FULL-TIME PROFESSION FOR YOU???
DELETE THIS. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I INVENT A NEW KIND OF SUFFERING JUST FOR YOU
DELETE THIS. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I INVENT A NEW KIND OF SUFFERING JUST FOR YOU
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[dramatic whispering]
ɪ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.
ɪ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.
September 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
DO YOU EVER GET TIRED OF BEING THE MOST AGGRAVATING CREATURE TO EVER EXIST, OR IS THIS SOME KIND OF FULL-TIME PROFESSION FOR YOU???
DELETE THIS. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I INVENT A NEW KIND OF SUFFERING JUST FOR YOU
DELETE THIS. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I INVENT A NEW KIND OF SUFFERING JUST FOR YOU
[dramatic whispering]
ɪ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.
ɪ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.
The pp will be wiped out by the tp
ARE YOU IDIOTS DONE LAUGHING AT THE STUPID PP BIT
September 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
[dramatic whispering]
ɪ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.
ɪ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.
OH YEAH, PERFECT IDEA. DON'T CHECK IF HE'S GOT A CONCUSSION OR IF HE'S STILL BREATHING, JUST MAKE SURE HE'S COZY WHILE HE POSSIBLY SLIPS INTO A COMA. FANTASTIC PRIORITIES, REALLY.
[drops a blanket over him]
WhaAat gaAamzee?? :3
WhaAat gaAamzee?? :3
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⠀⠀Gamzee is lying face down on the ground . . .
He had tripped over one of his horns like maybe an hour ago , and hasn't gotten up since .
`` . . . ``
He might have knocked himself out .
⠀⠀Gamzee is lying face down on the ground . . .
He had tripped over one of his horns like maybe an hour ago , and hasn't gotten up since .
`` . . . ``
He might have knocked himself out .
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
OH YEAH, PERFECT IDEA. DON'T CHECK IF HE'S GOT A CONCUSSION OR IF HE'S STILL BREATHING, JUST MAKE SURE HE'S COZY WHILE HE POSSIBLY SLIPS INTO A COMA. FANTASTIC PRIORITIES, REALLY.
ARE YOU IDIOTS DONE LAUGHING AT THE STUPID PP BIT
September 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
ARE YOU IDIOTS DONE LAUGHING AT THE STUPID PP BIT
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
You stare off into space. Where do you live? Do you have a home? Are you homeless?
September 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
OH GREAT, WE’RE REALLY DOING THIS.
WE’VE EVOLVED BEYOND CIVILIZED CONVERSATION AND INTO DEGENERATE POTTY HUMOR.
‘HAHA PP PLANET' THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
WE’VE EVOLVED BEYOND CIVILIZED CONVERSATION AND INTO DEGENERATE POTTY HUMOR.
‘HAHA PP PLANET' THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
imaAagine waAaking up everydaAay knowing you live on THE pp™️.
TraAagic.
TraAagic.
September 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
OH GREAT, WE’RE REALLY DOING THIS.
WE’VE EVOLVED BEYOND CIVILIZED CONVERSATION AND INTO DEGENERATE POTTY HUMOR.
‘HAHA PP PLANET' THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
WE’VE EVOLVED BEYOND CIVILIZED CONVERSATION AND INTO DEGENERATE POTTY HUMOR.
‘HAHA PP PLANET' THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
I AM NOT CRYING. I’M SIMPLY EXPERIENCING A RARE CASE OF EYE SWEAT DUE TO THE ABSURD EMOTIONAL HUMIDITY IVE BEEN EXPOSED TO
SENTIMENTALITY IS AN IRRITATING BIOHAZARD AND SHOULD BE BANNED
I’M JUST GONNA CURL UP INTO A BALL AND DIE FROM BEING UNDERSTOOD TOO HARD
SENTIMENTALITY IS AN IRRITATING BIOHAZARD AND SHOULD BE BANNED
I’M JUST GONNA CURL UP INTO A BALL AND DIE FROM BEING UNDERSTOOD TOO HARD
September 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I AM NOT CRYING. I’M SIMPLY EXPERIENCING A RARE CASE OF EYE SWEAT DUE TO THE ABSURD EMOTIONAL HUMIDITY IVE BEEN EXPOSED TO
SENTIMENTALITY IS AN IRRITATING BIOHAZARD AND SHOULD BE BANNED
I’M JUST GONNA CURL UP INTO A BALL AND DIE FROM BEING UNDERSTOOD TOO HARD
SENTIMENTALITY IS AN IRRITATING BIOHAZARD AND SHOULD BE BANNED
I’M JUST GONNA CURL UP INTO A BALL AND DIE FROM BEING UNDERSTOOD TOO HARD
OH I'M "DRAMATIC AND STUPID" HUH?!
FINE. DONT LISTEN TO ME OR MY WARNINGS. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE LIVED WITH HER OR ANYTHING AND WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO LET A SOUL WARPING GREMLIN PUT HER GRUBBY LITTLE PAWS ALL OVER ME.
FINE. DONT LISTEN TO ME OR MY WARNINGS. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE LIVED WITH HER OR ANYTHING AND WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO LET A SOUL WARPING GREMLIN PUT HER GRUBBY LITTLE PAWS ALL OVER ME.
ii dont know beecau2e ii obviiou2ly diidnt lii2ten two you.
but nothiing bad happened 2o ii thiink whatever iit wa2 that you 2aiid wa2 dramatiic and 2tupiid liike you.
but nothiing bad happened 2o ii thiink whatever iit wa2 that you 2aiid wa2 dramatiic and 2tupiid liike you.
WHAT THE F*** DID I JUST SAY
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
OH I'M "DRAMATIC AND STUPID" HUH?!
FINE. DONT LISTEN TO ME OR MY WARNINGS. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE LIVED WITH HER OR ANYTHING AND WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO LET A SOUL WARPING GREMLIN PUT HER GRUBBY LITTLE PAWS ALL OVER ME.
FINE. DONT LISTEN TO ME OR MY WARNINGS. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE LIVED WITH HER OR ANYTHING AND WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO LET A SOUL WARPING GREMLIN PUT HER GRUBBY LITTLE PAWS ALL OVER ME.
WHAT THE F*** DID I JUST SAY
==> Sollux, cautiously pet Ifreya's cute fluffy ears!
> You are going to regret this, but you do as you're told for once.
> You are going to regret this, but you do as you're told for once.
I aAam normaAal aAand caAan be trusted with AaAttention.
Go aAaheaAad, pet my eaAars, I know you waAannaAa.
Go aAaheaAad, pet my eaAars, I know you waAannaAa.
September 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
WHAT THE F*** DID I JUST SAY
DO NOT PET HER FUCKING EARS. IT IS A TRAP AND IT'S HOW SHE GETS YOU.
September 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
DO NOT PET HER FUCKING EARS. IT IS A TRAP AND IT'S HOW SHE GETS YOU.
STOP PROMISING THREATS AT ME
It's not a threat IT'S A PROMISE :0]
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
STOP PROMISING THREATS AT ME