OH GREAT, NOW IM BEING TARGETED BY A LIGHT SHOW!! THIS IS AN OVERREACTION AND ALSO ENTIRELY DESERVED.

FINE, SHOOT ME, PULL THE TRIGGER!!! PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY SO I CAN FINALLY SLEEP.

OKAY???? AND?? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DENY IT OR SOMETHING???? QUIT POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS I'M BUSY HAVING A BREAKDOWN OVER MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE!!!!

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE WANTED TO DIE MORE THAN I DO RIGHT FREAKING NOW!!!

DELETE THIS! DELETE THE WHOLE APP!!! DELETE THE INTERNET!!! DELETE YOUR PHONE INFO!!! DELETE YOURSELF !!! (I MEAN THAT LOVINGLY)

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?!
ACTUALLY ANSWER.
HONESTLY.
SCIENTIFICALLY.

WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS
SHES GOING TO GET SICK
THATS SOMEONE'S PET
I HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS
I AM LOSING MY MIND

SPIT IT OUT, ARIYAH!!! SPIT. IT. OUT. WE DO NOT EAT AQUATIC LIFE UNLESS IT IS NOT A PET, PROPERLY PREPARED AND SEASONED!!!

THIS IS WHY TROLLS DON'T DO THE WHOLE "PARENTING" BIT!!!

//)hELLLP OMG 😭😭😭😭

SHUT THE F****** AND EAT THE STUPID SUGAR TREATS THE CORRECT WAY YOU LITTLE GOBLIN

ABSOLUTELY THE F*** NOT

I WILL NOT BE LETTING HIM EAT THE TOXIC FUME ENCASED SUGAR SLOP. SORRY NOT SORRY.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT’S IN A CANDLE? IT'S A FUCKING CHEMICAL COCKTAIL GAMZEE. YOU'RE NOT EATING THIS.

NOW COME THE FUCK ON SO WE CAN MAKE YOUR DUMBASS A PROPER FIRE FOR YOUR STUPID SUGAR SNACKS

SHUT THE FUCK UP HE IS NOT EATING IT [KARKAT AGGRESSIVELY SNATCHES THE MARSHMALLOW FROM GAMZEE]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

METAL ANTS. BECAUSE APPARENTLY REGULAR ANTS WEREN’T ENOUGH OF A PESTILENCE, NOW THEY HAVE TO BE HUGE AND BULLETPROOF TOO. FUCK THIS.

ALSO WHY ARE YOU WRITING ME LIKE THIS WITH THREATS OF PARTY HATS?!