Jimmy Falun Gong
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I was “permanently suspended” from Twitter for making my profile pic Elon as Wario
Wow today is like the sports betting industry’s Super Bowl.
February 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wow today is like the sports betting industry’s Super Bowl.
Still permanently suspended but here it is for all to see
February 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Still permanently suspended but here it is for all to see
I had to install a separate “expanded memory manager” app to run WC2 that cost more than the game. Great game, though.
I had to teach myself DOS to play Wing Commander 3.
December 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I had to install a separate “expanded memory manager” app to run WC2 that cost more than the game. Great game, though.
Remember: you don’t have to vote for Hitler.
We’ve never had a presidential election in which the closing week was spent with everyone — including the candidate himself — debating precisely how much he is or isn’t like Adolph Hitler.
October 30, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Remember: you don’t have to vote for Hitler.
A Hallmark holiday movie where an investment banker visits her homework and falls in love with a fisherman called, “Nets Present Value.”
October 11, 2024 at 3:00 PM
A Hallmark holiday movie where an investment banker visits her homework and falls in love with a fisherman called, “Nets Present Value.”
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Been alive 46 years and so far I've found it exceedingly easy to not kill any dogs. So as you can imagine, I'm a little puzzled by modern conservative political trends
September 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Been alive 46 years and so far I've found it exceedingly easy to not kill any dogs. So as you can imagine, I'm a little puzzled by modern conservative political trends
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Republicans are abandoning Mark Robinson’s campaign in droves after learning he described himself as a Black Nazi. They were shocked and appalled to learn that their candidate was in fact Black.
September 19, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Republicans are abandoning Mark Robinson’s campaign in droves after learning he described himself as a Black Nazi. They were shocked and appalled to learn that their candidate was in fact Black.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,555,323!
September 17, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,555,323!
Actual photo of an illegal alien who eats cats
September 11, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Actual photo of an illegal alien who eats cats
A younger candidate would have simply dodged the bullet entirely.
July 14, 2024 at 4:57 AM
A younger candidate would have simply dodged the bullet entirely.
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Fight against daunting odds, because it’s the right thing to do, and because sometimes you win.
BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.
Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far right
Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...
www.npr.org
July 7, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Fight against daunting odds, because it’s the right thing to do, and because sometimes you win.
Took them five paragraphs to bury the only important fact in the whole article: that he’s the son of the fourth-richest person on the planet.
July 8, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Took them five paragraphs to bury the only important fact in the whole article: that he’s the son of the fourth-richest person on the planet.
Why is it that only libraries are little and free? What about a little free beer fridge? Little free needle exchange? Little free gun rack?
July 4, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Why is it that only libraries are little and free? What about a little free beer fridge? Little free needle exchange? Little free gun rack?
Have we considered that maybe Clarence Thomas received the most gifts out of anyone on the Supreme Court by a country mile because he’s THE BEST?
June 11, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Have we considered that maybe Clarence Thomas received the most gifts out of anyone on the Supreme Court by a country mile because he’s THE BEST?
Hey grammar nerds, is it “convicted felon and former President Donald Trump” or “former president and convicted felon Donald Trump?” I haven’t encountered this adjective pairing before.
May 30, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Hey grammar nerds, is it “convicted felon and former President Donald Trump” or “former president and convicted felon Donald Trump?” I haven’t encountered this adjective pairing before.
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I cannot control my wretched flagwife. Anyway here’s my ruling on abortion: no one can have one.
May 30, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I cannot control my wretched flagwife. Anyway here’s my ruling on abortion: no one can have one.