And the restroom that smells like boiled piss no matter how many times they clean it

The world of teeth.

My cousin was a bookie and hung out in rough “sports” bars (a smoky bar with one TV). Let’s check in with them.

I’m a lawyer and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to answer inane questions from my family inspired by drive-time radio. “What’s this I hear that we have to invite convicted sex offenders into our homes, now?” I dunno, ma. Try it and see how it goes.

This is like when @themountaingoats.bsky.social songs come on. Nothing explicit, but definitely not for children. My kids love “Heel Turn 2” now and I’m sure that’ll come out in a deposition sometime.

Argued before Niemeyer in my appellate practice class. Was like being attacked by wolves.

Could he BE any better? (Wrong Chandler?)

It’s right there in the headline: it’s the meteorologists’ fault. Facing face-first right into those death threats and what not.

HP did this right before they split into two companies. They even gave everyone a “Be In The Office” or “BITO” score that managers could view with a dashboard. It was a transparent stealth layoff AND they could do less work assigning employees to the new companies.

Free period products, I think. Free products, period. Period products, free.

It’s a trap! Because then you sing along with the catchy chorus and you’re like “wait, does that make me a clown?”

A friend and his college buddies used to do “food challenges” where you’d buy $20 worth of food and your friend had to eat it. His go-to was bananas, because you could just buy such a massive amount of them. Picture some poor bro on his 50th banana.

Even a broken clock is wrong almost all the time always.

We had an accident a year ago and every six months or so they ask us for the same set of documents again. If I bother to call them, a confused rep will tell me they have everything they need. It may be some kind of ritual in which I play a small, unknowable role.

Are you saying they may try to ring him up on intent to distribute?

SCREENING INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE

Hey I said that too